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#91139 by Starfish Scott
Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:00 pm
"farts in the wind" lol

But seriously...

What am I supposed to say to a guy that disparages a gents shooting ability?

If it was me, I'd say "that seems like an awfully long shot". "Do you really think that range is accurate" or something similar.

If you wanna take the bull by the horns, you can't tell me that you were surprised to get gored.

Round here it's not the best idea in the world to behave in such a way, because in this congested area known as NJ, we like it rough and fists settle more than any other medium does.

When ya get really mad, we have a local ring and if you sign the waiver, it's all good in the hood. Winner takes all.

Love is over-rated, Glen. I am glad you feel so passionately.

I don't care who you are, if you disrespect me to my face, you have just attempted to touch the horn(s). SNORT, don't do it sucker else don't cry about it, it falls on deaf ears.

#91160 by jw123
Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:03 pm
Its Capt Fart In The Wind Again, blowing his crying harp!

#91202 by Starfish Scott
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:17 pm
lol You really are what you are and nothing more, JW.

And that's about the biggest crack I can deliver to your ego..

I am trying "restraint", as it's new to me like "diet coke with lime".

But I am willing to try anything once or twice.

You going to beat me up over the internet? I am still waiting.

Say I think I just dodged a punch, cause I know that wasn't a kick.
Your pants are so tight, you can't get your leg up over your belly. lol

#91203 by jw123
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:24 pm
Quit your whining bitch

#91211 by Starfish Scott
Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:13 am
lol Oh good one.

You're so tough, like taffy, one has to warm you up to pull you apart.

You're so terribly intimidating, except physically, mentally and spiritually.

Unfortunately, that's basically all aspects.

I'm rather enjoying this. I do hope you come up with more. But please, put some thought into it. I can't lay out the big guns until I feel like you up your game some.

Kind of like you need to be this tall to ride this ride.

#91225 by jw123
Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:57 am
Capt Crunch

If I ever meet you I will kick your ass, just to prove the point

Theres really nothing for me to add to that, cause you arent worthy of anything else

#91266 by Starfish Scott
Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:47 pm
Oh come on, you aren't kicking anyone's ass. lol

I'd be severely shocked if I heard you slapped your wife/child/anyone.

You don't have it in you.

"He did it in the study with candlestick".

Maybe you're Colonel Mustard, see? There's a spot of it on your lapel. lol

I am not even flexing my mental muscle yet.

At least give me something more juicy, instead of these slow meatballs that hover like a bad change up coming straight as an arrow over home plate, because you know I like to hit everything like it's my last time at bat.

Otherwise I'll send you a box of candy and you can blow your diet. LOL
And don't say you want flowers, because "Two-lips and Roses" are for chicks.

(He's working the body now with vicious rights and lefts, CRUNCH, oh there goes a floating rib) lol Oh I understand your Capt. Crunch slight now, it's because you heard the bone(s) break..do you think they'd put meh on the box? Hmm do ya, lil guy? (slaps back of your head repeatedly)

Yeah and I got your reply already. FARTS IN THE WIND..LOL I love it.

#91267 by jw123
Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:53 pm
Ive told you what I will do to you if I meet you

#91269 by Starfish Scott
Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:57 pm
Oh go soak your head.

Must have been tough to spit out that 1 line.

I bet you had to throw away your lucky toothpick. lol

#91304 by jw123
Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:34 pm
spit is all you'll get from me Capt, after I kick your ass, BOY

#91342 by Starfish Scott
Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:49 pm
Do whatever you want, just don't bore me to death.

#91399 by philbymon
Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:48 pm
Taught my students last night, & they gave me a buncha deer meat. Seems the guy did nearly the exact same thing I did, except he fired from his door & got two. Yay! More venison to smoke.

This time, however, I'm only using sassafrass. The oak gives it a very strong taste, & I wanna see what the sassafrass by itself will do.

Next time I'll get me some apple & smoke with that. Shouldn't be too hard to find around here! Lotsa orchards around.

#91456 by gbheil
Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:15 pm
Not to piss in your Wheaties or anything but were you aware of sassafrass's carcenogenic properties?

#91466 by neanderpaul
Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 pm
Woah! News to me.

#91471 by Starfish Scott
Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:49 pm
Seriously? Sassafras?

Wasn't that the #1 drink of the wild west, well besides booze in general?

Sounds like it tasted bad to boot.

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