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#57265 by EDDY123
Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:10 pm
philbymon wrote:If you took an infinite number of elephants & gave them all typewriters, they still wouldn't be able to type with their big fat toes. Monkeys rule!
MONKEYS ARE DUUUU FLINGERS, DONT GET NONE ON YA

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#57294 by gtZip
Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:39 pm
philbymon wrote:If you took an infinite number of elephants & gave them all typewriters, they still wouldn't be able to type with their big fat toes. Monkeys rule!


In reality though, if you gave a million monkeys a million type writers, all you would really get is at least 500,000 broken type writers.

p.s. That looks like a nice place to live. But I need medical facilites and such within speeding distance, or I get paranoid.

#57297 by philbymon
Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:02 pm
Zip - there's 5 or 6 family practitioners within a 10 mile radius...4 grocery stores in a 16 mile radius...hospital's about 14 miles away...gas stations start at 6 miles from here...3 bars within 4 miles (all with music)...but my friend with the still is only 3 miles, & there's dealers all over the place...LOL...hell...the nation's capital is a mere 100 miles away from here!

What really blows my mind is how prevalent heroin is around here. I thought I was moving away from all that when I came here, but I think it's worse here, percentage-wise, than it is in the city where I came from. Seems like every week there's an overdose or three within like 25 miles of my house. Weird, that.

#57314 by gtZip
Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:14 pm
I sawr a show once about how much wacky tobaccy was being grown in WV, and all the hidden hollows with booby-traps and such...
Now I dont see weed as harmful, but all the booby-traps and trap setters are.

Damned shame, that.

I dont know what its like out there, but if everyones lives are depressing enough, I guess I can see why theres a bunch of drugs around.

That makes it no fun though. Supposed to be wholesome and woodsy and fish and hunt. Go to church. Not do heroin, and set traps.

You should start a cult and drive all non-wholesome types out with Pitchforks.

I'm gonna buy myself a camera and take some pictures around this area.

#57318 by philbymon
Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:53 pm
I dunno about the traps & stuff. Saw a buncha pot hanging under a lil bridge once, but decided against going in to investigate for that very reason. I later heard the guy got busted anyway.

This area isn't the "depressed WV" that everyone pictures. It's still growing, in spite of our attempts to slow or stop the growth. We are actually considered a Wash DC suburb in this area, & the MARC trains take commuters into the city every day.

It is awful pretty though. I've been here since '84, & it seems like its about at the level of the area I lived in when I was in my teens. Back then I was in the Balto-Washington corridor, as they called it. I really hope that that sort of "development" doesn't happen here. 'Twould ruinate it.

The population has more than tripled in the last 25 years, as far as I can tell by the traffic congestion.

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I haven't heard from my insurance co about the crushed car, so I called the shop. They say they totalled it. Called the ins co to ask why I haven't yet been notified. The adjuster hasn't yet been to see the car, but I should get a call tomorrow, they say.

I best get blue book value for that thing or I'll be mondo-pissed. It was in great shape.

Anyone have any hints to make sure things go my way?

#57327 by ZXYZ
Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:57 pm
uhh- get an expensive lawyer? That always seems to make everything go one's way. Worked for me once on a traffic ticket. Worked for OJ and others too. (-Not the same thing I know) -just a suggestion- and probably a stupid one at that :)

#57328 by Robin1
Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:58 pm
ZXYZ wrote:
I dont know what the Brazilian wax job iz??


All off is a Brazilian......

#57335 by ZXYZ
Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:52 pm
Oooh.. Ouch?

#57340 by EDDY123
Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:18 am
RobinL. wrote:
ZXYZ wrote:
I dont know what the Brazilian wax job iz??


All off is a Brazilian......
ILL PASS

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: I dont even shave my face regularly

#57351 by ZXYZ
Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:19 am
Me neither Eddy!!!

#57380 by EDDY123
Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:16 pm
TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Words of wisdom, DO NOT OPEN VACUME CHAMBER WITHOUT TURNING PUMP OFF. D*****M THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT TWO CHICKENS TO PARALIZE, EDDY MONNY

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

PS RANDON IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#57406 by EDDY123
Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:51 pm
Hayden King wrote:
EDDY123 wrote:T

I GOT TWO CHICKENS TO PARALIZE, EDDY MONNY



LMAO

Big Titty, Big Titty to bite: The Scorpions

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http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/6039/
http://bandmix.com/hayden-king/
hayden_king2000 on yahoo messenger

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SLAPED UP LIKE A DUSCH, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KNIGHT.

WE HERE AT BANDMIX ARE NOW SUFERING FROM CRONIC LYRICOSES, NEED MOORE EXAMPLES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#57407 by philbymon
Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:56 pm
I saw this guy drinking coffee made from beans that were found in a civet cat's poop. I dunno, folks...I mean...I have a caffiene addiction, but....

#57410 by EDDY123
Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:59 pm
philbymon wrote:I saw this guy drinking coffee made from beans that were found in a civet cat's poop. I dunno, folks...I mean...I have a caffiene addiction, but....
HEAR KITTY KITTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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