General Music Chat

dane. you keep changing your story so much that i wonder if you're even talking about the right song at this point. you're so easily confused, and you often appear to miss the point or miscomprehend things.

I'm talking about the RG's Cm7 Blues.

you know, the one you alternate between slamming the bass line.... and next you try to glad hand me handing out kudos for it.

can you please just PICK ONE story and stick w it for a little while?

(because otherwise you come off like a liar)

no worries planetguy, good bass playing, no complaints with it.. now, where is ready's version?

Planetguy opens with a nice bass run, which I believe to be Bb-C- Eb- F-Eb-G- Eb-C .. anybody think it would be cool to have the next instrumentalist play unison notes on keyboards/horns/ guitar? or play 4ths or 5ths on top of the bass line? )

sorry, those two posts WOULD indicate something different that TODAY'S bad review!!!!!

oh! per chance, maybe the critics will shine more favorably upon me tomorrow! (or in your next flip floppity post!)

dude... you and MimpChimp need to pick ONE story and stick w it!

that's the problem w you guys ....you're to scattered to keep your lies all bundled and organized. you're all over the road and you think no one notices!

@daynenobodyiv
This is all smoke & mirrors to disguise the fact they can't play my music. They talk music, not play it. So, I exposed them for the note nerds they are. I don't need nerds posing as musicians and that offends them. Its ok. I know they can't play together, let alone play my music. As robotic as it is, they can't play it. I prove it everyday. But we've got a bigger problem on our hands and I'm about to adress it firmly.

@planetguy
You sound like a red neck sheethead with that "mimp the chimp" comment. If you ever wanna work in Memphis, TN or anywhere else for that matter. You'll erase that comment before I have you reported for using hate speech/cyberbullying. You've gone too far ranting this stupidity. Take it down now or be outed not only as a useless musician, but a racist pig as well. You've been warned. BM, make note of this.

@jookeyman
You commenting after planet makes you no better. You had a chance to say that was uncalled for and you didn't. I expected more from you being the elder. For you to ignore the racial undertones in that post is shameful. You guys have hit a new low now. Fix this now.

I never used hate to describe anyone in BM. I keep my opinions fair and to the point. I won't allow hate speech on my forum. There's a big difference between casual conversation and casual racism.

Warning to all musicians and BM members

Memphis1 is a fake, TROLL, lies and plagiarizer

These are cut and paste direct quotes from the Memphis1

1. Sorry, I don't kiss and tell. Your not the first to try to disect me and you won't be the last. Besides, a real musician would already know. Plus I don't like to brag. lmao
2. Im not here to judge you guys.


3. The drums tracks I been hearing for you lately sound like you're beating on chewing gum boxes. lmao We've got real drums if you ever get around to playing them.

4. Bully? me? No, just someone with good hearing ...and rhythm...at the same time. Its why I'm ready and you're not. Call me when you get the chops...or the nerve.

5. Since you mentioned what I hear...your "Gypsy Wind" sounds more like a "Frog Farts", in fact...I think a frog's fart would get more views and likes. Start over/game over

6. Don't let what's happening to guitarmikeb's music happen to your music. Take the time to make music worth listening to. Call me now and get started...not finished, like this guy's music career.

7.You can call it original, just not music. I mean it sounds like Walker Texas Ranger died....slowly. lol plus I didn't promise to do the song. I invited you to come reinvent, but you shut me down. You could use a change of pace and sound. Numbers don't lie, so don't cry. Learn the biz before you hit the stage. Album...boring, imaging...dull, show...Zzzzzzzz. Why? Explain.

8.I love music. Its my passion. I also know the music business and its a cold hearted monster if you are not prepared for it.

9.And anybody giving their music away for free just to prove a point is stupid and/or broke

10. And your band is? How many albums sold? Sounds like you predicted your own pitiful career.

11.you still in here? Wow. You guys are like ants at a picnic. Better get my bugspray out fast.
I said I wouldn't engage, so consider this an address...Your a loser and its more odvious with each petty comment. Move on to the next "newbie"

12. Lol I forgot some of you work at a car wash. Don't worry, one day they'll let you in a studio...for gum removal. Lmao

13. Well BM... I hope you watching. Cause they don't seem to mind making sure you don't make one red cent. The feedback I get from this site sucks. No real dialog or direction. No collaborations. They expect people to pay to meet you clowns! Wow. In the end, I still win.

14 .I never said I had a problem getting musicians, its BM and how its set up. I haven't seen any growth here...just alot of opinionated blowhards expressing their inner child

15. Where'd you learn your PR, holding "Feed Me" signs under a highway. Looks pretty desperate to me. I don't buy from NEW artists. Saves me money and time. I don't know you, so I don't owe you. lmao.

16. Only real composer in here is dayne anyway. I wouldn't let you play little drummer boy in a kindegarden Christmas play. Bzzzz

17. That totally explains your dinosaur drum style. Its not Casio, its called rhythm. I got it and you need it even after all these years doing swamp jazz. Don't insult real drummers by using words like "quanitize".

18. Way to stand down. Smart, just remember your place from now on. All bark and no bite has been the impression I've had of you the whole time.

19 .Dude, its done. I'm sorry I even tried to acknowledge you as a(n) artist let alone a musician. You don't light firecrackers with no gunpowder in them and you don't trend the trash...you dump it. Start over.

20. And let this be a lesson to any other self proclaimed "artists/musicians"... Don't talk about what smells when your crap is stinking up the joint.
Thanks for your honest imput. To answer your question, my music is not just sounds playing together with no real focus (like your drum tracks and collabs so far on BM)

21. I'm the truth in here not the troll so don't talk, just read like my other fans...or keep it moving. Either way ready's ok.

22. With that face, you don't get much human interaction, do you? Your in luv and don't even know it. Just try stopping...lmao!

23.I enjoy lining you clowns up for roll call. You are great examples of what happens when your career is over.
You can kiss the ring and leave my feet alone.

24. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!!

25. Due to conflicting issues with sound preference and note placement, I chose not to play over the original track.

26. Your all bark and no bite...not even in the back(back bitter). Stop putting a lady in the middle of a man to man (weak). Keep checking my profile page like a good fan because we all know you got nothing to add here (but talk), so jump in (like a real musician) or jump off a cliff(stay out)

27 .Jasir Productions is my pro lab, not for BM show tunes. Pro for pros and Jo tunes for joes...like you.

28. As you can see, I'm too busy with my stuff to care about Your Stuff...but keep those scores coming.

29. I've played, playing and will play with other musicians. Will it be you?...not at this rate. Stop plucking and start playing.

30. Your pathetic. Nothing will convince you I got the skills I'm using time and time again, so why bother. I'll just keep jamming while you keep jawwing. You'll stop before I do. No lie. lmao

31. Nobody cares about your feelings in here
I take what you say with a grain of salt because I know in the end...I still win.
are you gonna keep yapping it up with the rest of these has beens?

32. The one chance you had to show your heart and you flop (cant ignore the fork in you){you're done}.
your career should be down here somewhere...yep. Here it is. Right next to your sad pathetic existence (matching set)

33. You're severely retarded, so I'll keep it simple. You all are not a band
First you were a musician, then a artist and now a grammer coach. That's good. Stick with that and put that dinosaur you call a guitar down.

34. You should be ashamed to say anything to me about my music right now ( loser ). My music is life-less, but beyond you playing abilities. Its boring, but it just doubled my views this month

Memphis1 is a nut case with split personality disorder;

Disorder 1; to be a real musician
Disorder 2; to be a Hollywood critic
Disorder 3; to be a troll
Disorder 4; to be professional music studio public relations representative
Disorder 5, 6 and 7 haven't come out yet

Fake memphis1 is a TROLL, BULLY and HATER.

Proof is in what he says in his "see above quotes"

The only way this fake memphis1 can prove me wrong is post a video of him performing with other musicians.....or just performing

dane. you keep changing your story so much that i wonder if you're even talking about the right song at this point. you're so easily confused, and you often appear to miss the point or miscomprehend things.

I'm talking about the RG's Cm7 Blues.

you know, the one you alternate between slamming the bass line.... and next you try to glad hand me handing out kudos for it.

can you please just PICK ONE story and stick w it for a little while?

(because otherwise you come off like a liar)

no worries planetguy, good bass playing, no complaints with it.. now, where is ready's version?

Planetguy opens with a nice bass run, which I believe to be Bb-C- Eb- F-Eb-G- Eb-C .. anybody think it would be cool to have the next instrumentalist play unison notes on keyboards/horns/ guitar? or play 4ths or 5ths on top of the bass line? )

sorry, those two posts WOULD indicate something different that TODAY'S bad review!!!!!

oh! per chance, maybe the critics will shine more favorably upon me tomorrow! (or in your next flip floppity post!)

dude... you and MimpChimp need to pick ONE story and stick w it!

that's the problem w you guys ....you're to scattered to keep your lies all bundled and organized. you're all over the road and you think no one notices!

I said you opened with a nice bass line, then gradually but most self-assuredly you let it turn into a train-wreck buy overplaying.. a note nerd..LOL!!LMAO!!

@daynenobodyiv
This is all smoke & mirrors to disguise the fact they can't play my music.

stop calling your stiff assed robotic Cm7 12 bar minor blues... replete with public domain midi files you borrowed "YOUR music".

wait, come to think of it...maybe that's a VERY accurate description! stiff assed computer generated trks w borrowed midi files of other's playing....that IS "your music"

@planetguy
You sound like a red neck sheethead with that "mimp the chimp" comment.

nice try Mimp! tring to make the chimp thing about RACE! it's not as anyone who knows me already knows.

referring to you as a chimp ain't about race.....it's about your lack of the same intelligence most humans have. it also refer to you uncouth and uncivilized manners. it refers to how you like to sling your feces about.

don't make it about race...cos we all know that's not what that is. you're simply a chimp who plays AT a music.

and you prove that even a CHIMP can make something "music-like" even if it sounds all stiff, mind numbingly dumbed down, and lacks any kind of groove!!!!

If you ever wanna work in Memphis, TN or anywhere else for that matter. You'll erase that comment before I have you reported for using hate speech/cyberbullying. You've gone too far ranting this stupidity. Take it down now or be outed not only as a useless musician, but a racist pig as well. You've been warned. BM, make note of this.

give it up Mimp! youi can't make a simple blues swing...good luck trying to smear me in any goofy attempts at painting me a racist!

i have no interest in working in Memphis (like you could even get work for yourself washing windshields!) so stow the goofy shite.

unlike you...i work PLENTY. right here within 50-100 miles i have all the gigs i need. thanks,. save your big talk and promises for those gullible and ignorant to believe ANYTHING you spew.

@jookeyman
You commenting after planet makes you no better. You had a chance to say that was uncalled for and you didn't. I expected more from you being the elder. For you to ignore the racial undertones in that post is shameful. You guys have hit a new low now. Fix this now.

I never used hate to describe anyone in BM. I keep my opinions fair and to the point. I won't allow hate speech on my forum. There's a big difference between casual conversation and casual racism.

hmmm. you know the problem with you being less than truthful so much of the time?....well, it's "The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf" syndrome....and that makes it hard to know when there might be a slight hint of truth and reality in anything you say. (so far the evidence swings HEAVILY against that...your fault)

but here's the deal...if DO actually believe the chimp thing had ANYTHING even REMOTELY linked to racism....please allow me to straighen you out.....it had ZERO to do w race.

THAT is why Jook didn't condemn my chimp comment. it NEVER entered his mind that i called you a chimp as an ethnic slur. HE fully understand it was your lack of smarts and manners that suggested the comparison.

are we clear?

I said you opened with a nice bass line, then gradually but most self-assuredly you let it turn into a train-wreck buy overplaying.. a note nerd..LOL!!LMAO!!

nice try at a save.

but please explain this comment of your's Dane-ochio..... (this ougtha be good for a few laughs!!!)

no worries planetguy, good bass playing, no complaints with it.. now, where is ready's version?

let's see "good playing".

i THINK i know what that means when someone says that.....


and,...." no complaints with it"

well, that's also pretty clear communication there.


thank you for BOTH of those COMPLIMENTS!!!

now, when exactly did your iddy biddy, widdle feelings get hurt so bad that it caused you to change your tune???

tell ya what dane.....you can continue to rip on my playing on that tune (hell, truth is that i wasn't all that thrilled w it myself!) and then turn around to compliment it five minutes later...but that's getting to be very old and tired news around here. (tho i DO believe you're DONE handing out the compliments, yes? )

OOOH! OOOOOH! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

now that Jook has pointed out that the tempo is 196 BPM.....since you keep running your mouth about how you dislike how i played bass to RG's drums....i wonder if i'm not alone in being curious to hear YOU lay down a bass track for a Cm blues alongside that 196 BPM burner and let's see if you can cut the changes and we can hear how YOU fare.

who else would like to hear THAT?


c'mon Dane...it's time get honest and get off the sidelines if you truly believe YOU could do a better job!

otherwise...it might be time to hang up your silly flip floppories.

so, you got the stones to do it? or are you busy w other things?????

memphis1 will no doubt be better at addressing your issues..you are a strange bird very hard to figure out.. probably just my dumb hick personality, having a hard time how a new yorka clicks..LOL

a good job is relative.. are we shooting for a commercial sound or just trying to bedazzle by playing a bunch of random notes?

FAKE Memphis1

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a good job is relative.. are we shooting for a commercial sound or just trying to bedazzle by playing a bunch of random notes?

duuuude! i'm sorry that bass lines that make use of the notes C D Eb G Bb sound "random" to your cloth ears, Dane! oh, snap! how do you live like that?????

musicians who actually can hear chord changes hear those notes in a bass line and easily recognize Cm7.

there's nothing about running lines w 1/4 notes that define a Cm7 , Fm7, G7 or Dm7b5 chord that should you find confusing, intimidating, or bedazzling. it's simple, basic and rudimentary harmony. yet you can't hear it?

most people can hear the changes in a simple 12 bar minor blues....it now makes a little more sense to me how and why you so often play out of tune!

it's those cloth ears of your's that don't allow you to hear simple harmony and chord changes.

damn...that's gotta suck.

like Mimp...you need to spend a lot of time working w other musicians in a BAND situation if you're EVER to learn how to hear chord changes, simple harmony.....and understand forms as simple as a 12 bar blues!

please...just shoot me if i had your hearing and couldn't recognize chords and changes!!!!!

so when can expect to hear YOU play bass alongside RG's drums???


c'mon Dane.....don't be that guy who just pouts from the sideline.

@planetguy
No. We aren't clear. Not by a long shot. You got no business using that kind of language on BM. I'm just glad to expose you as a bigot and a worm. Chimps have nothing to do with music. You just say whatever and think its ok, or even funny. You despicable. Don't comment here anymore. I told you to chill, just let it go. But no, you opened your big mouth so wide its cost you your reputation as a professional. You lost any respect I had for you now. I don't need you, your advise or your racist rants. I doubt you work anywhere after this blunder. Take it down now.

@daynenobodyiv
You're right. The piece was noise, period. I tried to use it as a way of proving I had real talent. Instead, I exposed lack of professionalism but lack of class and decorum. So be it. Closed minds don't work well anyway, so why bother explaining? I'm glad everyone's seeing this. That way, they know what kind of people they're dealing with. Haters, not players. Idiots, not idols. Stay away from these guys, dayne. They can't help you...or me.

@rgmixproject
I can't respond to you anymore. You or planet. Its clear you have nothing to offer here, so keep trolling and memeing and being a douche. I'm done making you look normal.

I played in many bands back int 1980's when I was younger and worked for $50.00 mu cut per gig.. and that was 1980's dollars, not 12016 dollars.. never did I ever work for pizza and a dollar.. I need $200.00. just to get me a little excited about playing a gig..just like JM Buttermilk said, it's too much work..

@planetguy
No. We aren't clear. Not by a long shot. You got no business using that kind of language on BM.

my language? sorry Mimp, you're not language po-po around these parts, and that's why i can and will tell you to go fukk yourself. but then, you've fukked yourself at every turn of your sad life , no?

I'm just glad to expose you as a bigot and a worm.

the ONLY thing you've "exposed" to anyone is your complete lack of any musical skills. and now your silliness w the racist bullshit? you're exposing your dishonesty. be ashamed.

dane will kiss your ass but that's only cos he childishly believes his delusion that it bothers me that he likes YOUR music bettah then he likes MINE. Wah, wah, waaaah.

look, at this point there's no one here who believes you're a musician.

no one here considers you anything more than some wacko w zero connections, zero talent, and zero to say other than your pathetic bleating of "look at me".... " Look At Me"..."OH GAWD...PLEASE LOOK AT ME!"

Chimps have nothing to do with music.

chimps are actually very intelligent and CAN be trained to do many things....to "ape" things if you will. does anyone doubt that a chimp can be trained to make "music" at keyboard workstation????

the evidence shows otherwise!

You just say whatever and think its ok, or even funny. You despicable. Don't comment here anymore. I told you to chill, just let it go.

like schmed set you straight on earlier when he made you his bitch...i'll say WHAT i want. WHERE i want. live w it.

But no, you opened your big mouth so wide its cost you your reputation as a professional.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA...it "cost me my 'REPUTATION as a professional"

you just say THE most PRECIOUS things! does this mean i'm to be blackballed (no racist comment there!!!) in Memphis and that you won't hire me for your crew that cleans windshields?????

You lost any respect I had for you now. I don't need you, your advise or your racist rants. I doubt you work anywhere after this blunder. Take it down now.

it's there to stay meathead. live w it. or don't. see, it exposes me not as aracist...but YOU as liar and distorter of truth. what a surprise coming form someone who tries to apass off stock midi files as THEIR work!

and pls don't concern yourself w my work schedule....i've two gigs this weekend, two during the week and i'll be playing next weekend as well. things are actually a little SLOW around these parts lately for me.

and you.....where are you playing? yeah, that's what i thought....pocketpool...that's the only playing you do, fool.

@rgmixproject
I can't respond to you anymore. You or planet. Its clear you have nothing to offer here, so keep trolling and memeing and being a douche. I'm done making you look normal.

being a douche? duuuude you wrote the decisive, long, and boring book on "All Things Douche Like"

and a most boring read it is too.

good luck trying to make YOURSELF look normal.

you're too embarrassed to share a photo of your ugly puss and/or your 400lb "Stat! Someone quicklike get me Dick Gregory's phone number!" NOT READY for the beach lard ass. (we're no doubt dodging a very large caliber bullet by being spared seeing what you look like...so for that...thanks)

look, by now we all know you've never shared any video of past musical PERFORMANCE BECAUSE THERE IS NONE. ZERO.

It's obvious as can be..you've never PLAYED IN A BAND. is it any wonder your music is so stiff and robotic?

@rgmixproject
I can't respond to you anymore. You or planet. Its clear you have nothing to offer here, so keep trolling and memeing and being a douche. I'm done making you look normal.

Listen here Fake Memphis1 troll

Just because I exposed you for what you are, don't act like pee wee "I know you are but what am I"

Its a fact that at this point in life you are a failure and expect other musicians to make you look better than nothing.

Your complete lack of knowledge of others and my very successful music/video/production career shows you are here to do nothing more than (Spam and Troll)

Its clear you do not want other musicians help. You've dug your own grave from being a fake, liar, troll and everything else under the sun.

I'll be sending Jeff a link to this thread.........I just hope he is not the same as you.