Lynard Dylan wrote:What exactly am I jealous of?
Your mullet?
As opposed to you mullet, Lynard? At least Jeff has hair. All you got is sunburn...
Your fat belly?
As opposed to your fat belly, Lynard? Oh, that's right, You don't have a fat belly... Tell us Lynard, did the instructions on your starvation diets say anything to caution you about starving your brain?
You being from Texas?
You know you are jealous... Its called
penis envy. You dont have one, so you can't be a Texan.
Your fat wife?
As opposed to
your fat wife, Lynard? Make sure you have your wife registered properly, lest the state of Missouri accuses you of polygamy.
Your fat kids?
As opposed to your fat kids Lynard?... Sorry ,but all the special Olympics in the world isn't gonna help your kids. Ya might wanna tell them to back off of the soda. (And have that family doc of yours run a DNA test... It's possible they aren't even your kids, Lynard.. )
Your cover artistry?
AS opposed to your cover artistry, Lynard? The only cover you ever pulled was an underwear over your head (to protect it from the sun)
You hang out performing in bars all the time?
As opposed to you hanging out and drinking in the bars all the time, Lynard? Tell us...When somebody asks you to spot a bar-fly, do you 'always ' have to eyeball his zipper?
No Mr Haley I live a charmed life, and I love it.
Lynard lives a chemical life, and he's dumbfounded
It's always back to the gay thing, you got your Gaydar on Mr Haley? This is 2012 if people are gay there gay, it's not a bad thing, even though you and the other texas fatboy, laugh like its the 1st time you ever heard of someone being gay. Your little kid humor,
grow up, I have friends both male and female that are gay, it's part of life, there good people, and Mr Haley
you and the texas fatboy belittle them all.
To have gay friends Lynard, you'd have to have "friends". As fasr as we can tell, you have NONE.