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The above are two seperate incidents, and just 2 of the hundreds that happen EVERY day!

You know we should make Mexico a state,
or better yet give Texas to Mexico.

Problem solved.

You know we should make Mexico a state,
or better yet give Texas to Mexico.

Problem solved.

Your just jealous you little Pip Squeak! You remind me of my little sister and how she use to threaten to run away. Funny she was ALWAYS home in time for dinner. When are you going to run away again you little BABY! Do you still suck your thumb when you sleep, or do you suck something else.

What exactly am I jealous of?

Your mullet?

Your fat belly?

You being from Texas?

Your fat wife?

Your fat kids?

Your cover artistry?

You hang out performing in bars all the time?


No Mr Haley I live a charmed life, and I love it.
It's not for everyone, but I'm dumbfounded on
what you have that I'd be jealous of?

It's always back to the gay thing, you got your
Gaydar on Mr Haley? This is 2012 if people are gay
there gay, it's not a bad thing, even though you and
the other texas fatboy, laugh like its the 1st time you ever
heard of someone being gay. Your little kid humor,
grow up, I have friends both male and female that
are gay, it's part of life, there good people, and Mr Haley
you and the texas fatboy belittle them all.

RUN

Mr Haley I run 5 days a week,
how bout you?

Your a internet badass and I'm scared,
I might have to shut my computer off,
before you reach thru the screen and grab me.

Oh yeah your all talk

Have a Good One

Greetings my dear brothers!

There is no need to be ashamed of your mullet my friend. I can speak on this subject with unquestionable authority as I am a Mullah.

Salam Alekum!

No mulletts mullah it should be wrapped in a rag!

What exactly am I jealous of?

Your mullet?

As opposed to you mullet, Lynard? At least Jeff has hair. All you got is sunburn...

Your fat belly?

As opposed to your fat belly, Lynard? Oh, that's right, You don't have a fat belly... Tell us Lynard, did the instructions on your starvation diets say anything to caution you about starving your brain?

You being from Texas?

You know you are jealous... Its called penis envy. You dont have one, so you can't be a Texan.

Your fat wife?

As opposed to your fat wife, Lynard? Make sure you have your wife registered properly, lest the state of Missouri accuses you of polygamy.

Your fat kids?

As opposed to your fat kids Lynard?... Sorry ,but all the special Olympics in the world isn't gonna help your kids. Ya might wanna tell them to back off of the soda. (And have that family doc of yours run a DNA test... It's possible they aren't even your kids, Lynard.. )

Your cover artistry?

AS opposed to your cover artistry, Lynard? The only cover you ever pulled was an underwear over your head (to protect it from the sun)

You hang out performing in bars all the time?

As opposed to you hanging out and drinking in the bars all the time, Lynard? Tell us...When somebody asks you to spot a bar-fly, do you 'always ' have to eyeball his zipper?

No Mr Haley I live a charmed life, and I love it.

Lynard lives a chemical life, and he's dumbfounded

It's always back to the gay thing, you got your Gaydar on Mr Haley? This is 2012 if people are gay there gay, it's not a bad thing, even though you and the other texas fatboy, laugh like its the 1st time you ever heard of someone being gay. Your little kid humor,
grow up, I have friends both male and female that are gay, it's part of life, there good people, and Mr Haley
you and the texas fatboy belittle them all.

To have gay friends Lynard, you'd have to have "friends". As fasr as we can tell, you have NONE.

Glad to see you speak up for Mr Haley weinnie dog,
he needs the help. He probably could have got better
help then you.

The diet weinnie dog, no starvation (I know the word
diet scares you, but it's you were talking about)

Eat right and exercise, ther's the secret weinnie dog,
don't think about starvation, you ain't gonna starve.
Hell write a song about it.

weinnie dog I love how you respond to every point,
and your use of the quote function is impressive.
I live by the philosophy of there is no ex wives only
more wives,(got that from Willie), it sure is nice when
every one gets along(the wives I mean).
Dna don't make a Daddy weinnie dog, whose your daddy
Mr Haley? you did a fine job of defending him, nothing
really funny that I could use, but better then he could do.
Now let Mr Hasley give you your prize.

The cop asked "Mam how do you no it was a Texan who
molested you?" She said "I know he was he had a great big
belt buckle and a little bit wang"

Glad to see you speak up for Mr Haley weinnie dog,
he needs the help. He probably could have got better
help then you.

The diet weinnie dog, no starvation (I know the word
diet scares you, but it's you were talking about)

Eat right and exercise, ther's the secret weinnie dog,
don't think about starvation, you ain't gonna starve.
Hell write a song about it.

weinnie dog I love how you respond to every point,
and your use of the quote function is impressive.
I live by the philosophy of there is no ex wives only
more wives,(got that from Willie), it sure is nice when
every one gets along(the wives I mean).
Dna don't make a Daddy weinnie dog, whose your daddy
Mr Haley? you did a fine job of defending him, nothing
really funny that I could use, but better then he could do.
Now let Mr Hasley give you your prize.

The cop asked "Mam how do you no it was a Texan who
molested you?" She said "I know he was he had a great big
belt buckle and a little bit wang"

Lynard you are so retarded that most of those one-liners just flew right over you little bald head...
Go back to your barn... You are not welcome here... Get a clue... You aren't a musician,. so stop posing.

If I was retarded I'd get a check like you.

Those one liners weren't funny.

Bald huh, it's your story.

I ain't going back out to the barn till chore time,
don't you know anything?

I don't need your approval for this forum. It's th BM
forum, not the weinee dog forum.

Get a clue, huh, from you, lol

weinee dog says and I quote "you aren't a musician"
wrong again weinee dog, nothing you can do about
that either.

Why don't you go write a nice song about the buffet
at Golden Corral, or something close to your heart
like gays.

When you have a tyrant as fearless leader and uncontrolled tyranny in the government controlling both political, parties, you are subject to the mercy of invaders. Especially when this tyrant is making TV ads that are being aired in Mexico telling Mexican Naturals that when they come to the united states to be sure to apply for food stamps and assistance.

Good luck Haley, you are on the front line where treacherous tyrants side against you.

If I was retarded I'd get a check like you.

Those one liners weren't funny.

Bald huh, it's your story.

I ain't going back out to the barn till chore time,
don't you know anything?

I don't need your approval for this forum. It's th BM
forum, not the weinee dog forum.

Get a clue, huh, from you, lol

weinee dog says and I quote "you aren't a musician"
wrong again weinee dog, nothing you can do about
that either.

Why don't you go write a nice song about the buffet
at Golden Corral, or something close to your heart
like gays.

Lynard, unlike you (you being a spineless worm), I earn my revenue legally and honestly. I dont accept payments from the state either. Unlike you (You, having no musical talent) I can assemble any style of song I choose to. I can earn money (and have already) from my music . You cant 'earn' anything of the sort, because you don't 'have' any music.

Golden Corral? Seriously dude, I bet you're a real star in the eyes of your family... I can hear it now, from Lynard to his wife and kids: "Hey family, com'on now, I'm sorry fer all mah drankin and I wanna make it up to ya by taking ya to the Golden Corral!... uh ...dutch, that is..

Bald: As in Lynard Elmer

Forum: You keep coming back, but you offer nothing. Basically you are useless. I guess its the story of your life... Please go away until you can bring something valuable to the table.

weinee dog you just talk.....
talk about parts of my life you haven't a clue,
maybe these are insights into your life, since it's
your story.

You have the overinflated ego about your musical abilities,
so you want to pass them off on to me your own inadequacy's.
(Sounds like some bullsh#t you'd say)

I don't need your permission or approval to do anything,
when I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

weinee dog you just talk.....
talk about parts of my life you haven't a clue,
maybe these are insights into your life, since it's
your story.

You have the overinflated ego about your musical abilities,
so you want to pass them off on to me your own inadequacy's.
(Sounds like some bullsh#t you'd say)

I don't need your permission or approval to do anything,
when I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

Lynard You are a tiny man... I could probably snap your dumbass like a pencil..You want to threaten me.. bring it on you f**k