jimmydanger wrote:The point is it's never OK to assume the role of judge, jury and executioner. That's why we have laws. The big problem is how he killed him - when you beat someone to death there's an intent to kill; he could have beat him severely and left him to rot in prison or be executed, since this is Texas. He might actually have been better off to shoot the perp. I predict this is not the end of this case.
Plaintiff : representing plaintiff Family member of deceased perp, represented by State Prosecutor'
Defense: representing the defendent (the father of the rape victom)
Prosecutor: Your Honor I would like to call Mr Jimmy(witness) to the witness stand.
Judge (after modified oath (removal of the word God)) Your witness... You may Proceed.
Prosecutor: Mr Jimmy, How would you characterize Texas Daddy (the defendant) ?
Mr Jimmy: I'd say he was a damn good man,, I love rednecks and Texans...Cant get enough of that Texas spirit in me...
Prosecutor: Now remember Jimmy, you are under Oath.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah. Sorry...
Prosecutor: Please tell the court How you would handle the perp, if it had been your daughter.
Defense; Objection! Your honor, his 'opinion' is at best speculative, and it bears no relevance here.
Judge: Counselor, I understand your position, but I am going to overrule this one. The witness shall answer the question....
Mr Jimmy: The big problem is how he killed him - when you beat someone to death there's an intent to kill; He could have beat him severely and left him to rot in prison.
Prosecutor: Thank You Jimmy.... Your Honor, I have no further questions.
Defense: OBJECTION !
Judge: What ?? He's Done with the witness!
Defense.. Your Honor...He's from MICHIGAN!
Judge: ... (Rolls eyes back) Whatever. Defense, You may cross examine the witness ..
Defense: Please Tell The court Mr Jimmy, you have just implied that you agree the perp was justifiably killed, but you have a problem with the manner in which he was killed?
Prosecutor: Objection! Your Honor, the counselor is leading the witness!
Judge: Sustained, Please rephrase your question Defense counselor,
Defense: Sooorrry!... Mr. Jimmy, do you believe the manner and intention in which the perp was killed , was wrong?
Mr Jimmy: Yes, I do. When you beat someone to death, there is an intent to kill.
Defense: Objection! The witness is not qualified to determine the actual 'Intent'. I ask the court to strike his response on grounds of false incrimination.
Judge (Now rolling his eyes up) Sustained... The prosecution is reminded of the 5th amendment . Please Proceed.
Prosecutor: I would submit to the court that the witness, with the help of the prosecution, has has openly demonstrated that there is no basis on which to hold the defendant guilty of manslaughter or murder, since there are no certifiable findings which assert any specific threshold between beatings and death, as cause and effect here, with respect to intention or pre-meditation. Since prosecution cannot prove that the perps death was caused by any breach of threshold (which is not definable) , nor can it prove intent, respectively, i move that the State drops all charges against my client. At this time I would also like to file a motion to counter sue the plaintiff on behalf of my client. ...
6 Months Later:
Judge: The defendant (previously the plaintiff) will now stand: The court awards the suing party the sum of 10, 000 dollars (for all the trouble ) and the defendent is hereby remanded to serve a period of no less than six months of community service In Detroit Michigan... Let this be a lesson to you...The Judicial system is not a toy for your convenience...Think about that the next time you file a frivolous suit.








