When the insurance companies cover the cost of contraceptives, will they have collision and injury options as well? In case of falling off the trapeze and getting trampled by the zebras while being beaten by midgets in ballerina customs? And liability? If the contraceptive fails, does the insurance co pay for every expense of the child, from birth to death? All of course done with the fantasy of some reasonable and fair rate, just barley exceeding extortion.
Certainly our biggest national concern should be the costs of contraceptives and I just thank heaven it is now a congressional matter. Although I find it more unsettling than a traditional circus, to watch clowns perform without the full makeup. I am dead set against this format though, it is just not that interesting. Maybe we can get Nancy Pelosi to throw a chair or something, liven it up a little? Oh wow wait! I have a great idea! We can have like a panel of judges commenting on how distracting everyone was from the real issues facing our country. And then maybe the winner gets to come back on the next episode of Smoke and Mirrors? I think we can get more sex in here though. Actually their was a case of a man being injured by over sized boobs. Maybe like safety standards for bras? Tit lash is no laughing matter! How DARE anyone think something is funny, only because it is ridiculous!
In either case I do not know about you folks, but I for one, will sleep a lot sounder once this truly pressing issue is resolved. In fact I have been lobbying for years, that it is harmful for young attractive woman to go without sex from myself. I have done everything I can to help this cause, even to the extent of purchasing my own condoms. No doubt some of you will most likely view me as a martyr for my selfless work in this cause. But if the country s well being is at stake, I AM THERE! In fact for any attractive woman that wishes to have sex with me, I will buy the condoms sparing the insurance companies and congress from this truly crippling dilemma. Times are tough and we all must do whatever we can to pitch in and help. Quick question: Is the movie, drinks and dinner beforehand tax deductible? After all, it is a charity service I will be doing.
In my entire life I would be really hard pressed to think of a more air headed, naive, moronic, trivial dribble of nonsense, to occupy the attention of a congressperson at all. This is really nothing short of a freak show. Oh wait that was awfully politically incorrect of me, I meant a person of challenging aesthetic attributes, show. Wow, and it just rolls right off the tongue. We really have reached a new level of absurdity in this country.
