YOU SUCK...
Can't find morels around here, too warm. usually Chanthrelles are very rare too. I'm really jealous now...I'm doing good to find a decent Meadow Mushroom or three, even those aren't common around here. I really miss my favorite field in Texas, not far from Bryan/college Station. I would find a sandwich bag full after any decent rain...Mushroom omelets for breakfast can't be beat...
I do find some nice puffballs here though, some up to softball size. If you don't know about them, puffballs are excellent, and if it's white inside and does not smell bad, a puffball is edible. That's exactly what my mushroom ID book says, almost word for word. I've been picking wild table mushrooms...and occasionally the electric variety...for over 20 years, have a great book on them that helps ID about 500 varieties.
OK I was just kidding you really don't suck...maybe...

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