A man walked into a Gibson dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect Gibson guitar
and walked over to get a closer look.
As he bent forward to feel the fine craftsmanship, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him.
Very embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed
Sure enough, there standing behind him was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sr. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely guitar?"
Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, Sr, I'm very sorry to say this, but if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t when you hear the price."
and walked over to get a closer look.
As he bent forward to feel the fine craftsmanship, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him.
Very embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed
Sure enough, there standing behind him was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sr. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely guitar?"
Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, Sr, I'm very sorry to say this, but if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t when you hear the price."
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