General Music Chat

A man walked into a Gibson dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect Gibson guitar
and walked over to get a closer look.


As he bent forward to feel the fine craftsmanship, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him.
Very embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed



Sure enough, there standing behind him was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sr. How may we help you today?"



Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely guitar?"



Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, Sr, I'm very sorry to say this, but if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

LOL @ RGMix

Unfortunately, no new gear. I'm going on 6 months of trying to sell used gear and NOT lose my shirt on it. Tough times, these are.

When the Seagulls 1st came out, they had a very serious problem with thier necks. They kept coming off.

4 ppl I know had the same trouble with different models. 3 of them were treated well, & the guitars were replaced or fixed. The 4th had a "running-gag" relationship with the co for over a year.

I never trusted them after those stories, but every one of thier guitars I ever played sounded really good in the store.

A man walked into a Gibson dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect Gibson guitar
and walked over to get a closer look.


As he bent forward to feel the fine craftsmanship, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped him.
Very embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed



Sure enough, there standing behind him was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted him, "Good day, Sr. How may we help you today?"



Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely guitar?"



Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, Sr, I'm very sorry to say this, but if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

Good one, I guess the guitar brought out the best in him...

When the Seagulls 1st came out, they had a very serious problem with thier necks. They kept coming off.

4 ppl I know had the same trouble with different models. 3 of them were treated well, & the guitars were replaced or fixed. The 4th had a "running-gag" relationship with the co for over a year.

I never trusted them after those stories, but every one of thier guitars I ever played sounded really good in the store.

Wow, and I thought they were well made.

I wonder if they have improved since then.

I may be avoiding them now, after that heads-up!

From what I've heard from ppl. Craig, thay seem to have solved that, yes. I'd still be wary though, from what I heard & saw from them with the 4th guy.