My top ten resolutions are;
10 ) Once again, I'm gonna do my very best to avoid spending any time in a Mexican jail
09 ) I'm gonna cut down on my pretzel intake this year
08 ) When I have lemons, I'll make lemonade. When it snows, I'll make snowballs.
07 ) I'm gonna quit believing those fortune cookies
06 ) I'm gonna make this yet another year of being free of sports-related injuries
05 ) I will drink more alcohol this year
04 ) I'll get that bass boat I've been wanting
03 ) I'm gonna do more fishin'
02 ) I'm gonna take my grandson fishin'
01 ) I'm gonna eat more fish
10 ) Once again, I'm gonna do my very best to avoid spending any time in a Mexican jail
09 ) I'm gonna cut down on my pretzel intake this year
08 ) When I have lemons, I'll make lemonade. When it snows, I'll make snowballs.
07 ) I'm gonna quit believing those fortune cookies
06 ) I'm gonna make this yet another year of being free of sports-related injuries
05 ) I will drink more alcohol this year
04 ) I'll get that bass boat I've been wanting
03 ) I'm gonna do more fishin'
02 ) I'm gonna take my grandson fishin'
01 ) I'm gonna eat more fish
SMILE - it's the safest way to spread your cheeks!