Okay, I've been buying clothes for many a year. I know what size I am, or at least I THINK I know.
Why are all the pants I buy too long?
From the 70's onward, I've worn a 34 inch inseam. Now I find that that size is rarely available. I recently bought 2 pairs of pants, one with a 30 & one with a 32 inch inseam. The 32's are way too long...like about 2 inches too long. WTF? I'm still 6'2" tall. My torso is no longer than it used to be. I can only assume my legs have gotten no shorter. Yet here I am, walking on my pants like a ragamuffin with someone's hand-me-downs that are too big.
Am I stupid? Do I not know how tall I am? What the hell has changed?
Is it an urban "drop your pants like a plumber to show off your boxers" kinda thing? Am I wearing my clothes wrongly? Why is the world continually messing with my stuff? My cigs are ruined. My pants are all wrong. It's a frikken conspiracy, I tell ya! Someone out there is flookin' with my headbone & it's pissin' me off!!!!
Have I officially reached curmudgeonhood?

Why are all the pants I buy too long?
From the 70's onward, I've worn a 34 inch inseam. Now I find that that size is rarely available. I recently bought 2 pairs of pants, one with a 30 & one with a 32 inch inseam. The 32's are way too long...like about 2 inches too long. WTF? I'm still 6'2" tall. My torso is no longer than it used to be. I can only assume my legs have gotten no shorter. Yet here I am, walking on my pants like a ragamuffin with someone's hand-me-downs that are too big.
Am I stupid? Do I not know how tall I am? What the hell has changed?
Is it an urban "drop your pants like a plumber to show off your boxers" kinda thing? Am I wearing my clothes wrongly? Why is the world continually messing with my stuff? My cigs are ruined. My pants are all wrong. It's a frikken conspiracy, I tell ya! Someone out there is flookin' with my headbone & it's pissin' me off!!!!
Have I officially reached curmudgeonhood?

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