ratsass wrote:Maybe we should all quit washing our hair and use the oil from that.It's funny you should mention hair, because scientists have found few substances that absorb as much oil as human hair. At one time they were seriously thinking about collecting hair from barbershops and beauty salons and using it to contain oil spills (I'm not kidding). Imagine oil companies with huge stockpiles of human hair to contain oil spills. Weird...YUCK!!!
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#93653 by fisherman bob
Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:43 am
Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:43 am
You folks are too funny, Believing everything you hear and read. NOW THE TRUTH:
Our oil supplies are continuously repleneshed by the MARTIANS.
Beneath mars is a complex biological system where they have captured all our dinosaurs and are continuously breeding them for oil production.
The Martians would rather we use oil instead of us learning about fusion reactors that could lead to all sorts of "warp" technology.
Unfortunately, because of Martian fears that we would discover this ,and attack to take over,and because of their govt intervention , shipments of oil to our planet have slowed.
Sadly, because of this, all the Martians have had to relocate,to URANUS.
Our oil supplies are continuously repleneshed by the MARTIANS.
Beneath mars is a complex biological system where they have captured all our dinosaurs and are continuously breeding them for oil production.
The Martians would rather we use oil instead of us learning about fusion reactors that could lead to all sorts of "warp" technology.
Unfortunately, because of Martian fears that we would discover this ,and attack to take over,and because of their govt intervention , shipments of oil to our planet have slowed.
Sadly, because of this, all the Martians have had to relocate,to URANUS.
NEWS FLASH:
Washington has just recalculated the amount of control and revenue that can appreciated by controlling the poppy fields in Afghanistan. World domination is just around the corner. The heroin trade will no longer be a dime store ,illegal business run by some "FAMILY".
The great part is that with the help of American soldiers this dream can become a reality. The poppy fields will become viable once again , and we can remove the opium poppy from the endangered species list.
Washington has just recalculated the amount of control and revenue that can appreciated by controlling the poppy fields in Afghanistan. World domination is just around the corner. The heroin trade will no longer be a dime store ,illegal business run by some "FAMILY".
The great part is that with the help of American soldiers this dream can become a reality. The poppy fields will become viable once again , and we can remove the opium poppy from the endangered species list.
SANS , stop being ridiculous, everyone knows paper comes from trees, we can't afford to cut down anymore trees. Trees are the only thing protecting us against deadly and planet destroying CO2.
No , NO , I am all wrong,,,,, WAR is another great way to stop so many people from exhaling,,,, planet destroying CO2.
I guess the logical conclusion from this, is that we should put the EPA in charge of the military.
hmmmm, maybe the martians have a better plan for our CO2 emmissions, maybe they can even stop people from farting in rude places,,, I hate it when someone farts ,,,,from their ,,,,,brain.[Not you Sans]
No , NO , I am all wrong,,,,, WAR is another great way to stop so many people from exhaling,,,, planet destroying CO2.
I guess the logical conclusion from this, is that we should put the EPA in charge of the military.
hmmmm, maybe the martians have a better plan for our CO2 emmissions, maybe they can even stop people from farting in rude places,,, I hate it when someone farts ,,,,from their ,,,,,brain.[Not you Sans]
#93697 by Kramerguy
Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:02 pm
Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:02 pm
90-95 % of humans will be dead soon enough, so only 1 or 2 of us from this forum will be around to say "I told you so" anyways...
So, let's move on. I'm tired of these discussions getting me all worked up. We're all dead already and don't know it, so enjoy your final days being happy and stop bitching about it...
Peace
So, let's move on. I'm tired of these discussions getting me all worked up. We're all dead already and don't know it, so enjoy your final days being happy and stop bitching about it...
Peace
KRAMER, once again that is NOT TRUE. The wealth of this world and life is unbelievable in richness, You just have to have the spine to stand up and say.....
I WILL NOT DRINK THE KOOLADE. Key words NO, LIAR, BS, FU, and many more. I have to call president Osama to remember them all.
Sans, Isn't there some chapter in revelations that warns about 2 leaders with similar sounding names?
I WILL NOT DRINK THE KOOLADE. Key words NO, LIAR, BS, FU, and many more. I have to call president Osama to remember them all.
Sans, Isn't there some chapter in revelations that warns about 2 leaders with similar sounding names?
we are going back to horses, maybe new running machines like a type of iron man suit to replace some transportation-inmagine running up to 60 mph-who knows, dwi would have a new twist. what we dont know won't hurt until its upon us. quick advancement these days, who knows what history has hidden , oil, its not forever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJWdXUbukEk this is a video on you tube, action, comedy,superhero, hoodlums and jams.
Hows it hangin in McAllen these days?
Born in Corpus. Grew up in Gregory Portland and Texas City.
Been to McAllen many times.
Been a few years though. Bet it's grown a lot.
Last time I was in Portland I was like HOLY CRAP MAN where did all these people come from.
Born in Corpus. Grew up in Gregory Portland and Texas City.
Been to McAllen many times.
Been a few years though. Bet it's grown a lot.
Last time I was in Portland I was like HOLY CRAP MAN where did all these people come from.
KRAMER , you got as much sense of humor as a wet pair of socks on a freezing day , ,,lighten up man,,,,, it is to early for negative vibes. Keep playin'
SANS you didn't answer my question. Some help here please.
Kramerguy wrote:I was hoping that NASA would get us onto another rock sooner than later lol. Guess not.
That escape route will be only for the wealthy. Some of the wealthy are already trying it out, taking space filghts from Russian soil.
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