General Music Chat

I remember a slightly different version...


Glory Glory hallelujah,
Teacher hit me with the ruler,
So I met 'er at the bank
With a US Army tank
And she ain't my teacher no more!

Of course, if you ever are to hear your child singing a song like that, you are s'posed to get them into anger management class real quick or they'll turn into Columbine killers like all the rest of us did!

Yeah, that and load 'em full of meds.

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Has this thread gone slightly awry from your original intent of teaching your grand-kids comedic lil' tunes to sing and have fun with, Phil? lol.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up her sock.
One stopped at the garter,
The other was smarter.
Hickory Dickory Dock.

"You'd better watch out when the witches fly by or you might be the next to die!They wrap you up in a bloody sheet and drop you down about 60 feet!The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out! The worms play pheknuckle on your snout!The puss rolls out like whipping cream and your without a spoon!Pass the gravy George,Ethal,and Merman!....By the way this goes buck at least as far as 1957 ranging from Rapid City S. Dakota to Little Rock, Ark.I know.I was there.But may I suggest for culture Kansas Vynal Confessions on repeat play at a moderate 85-90 dbs for say,a minimum of 10-12 hrs.Results are amazing!

Yes, this is actually a musical post!

Okay...my grandson needs some frikken culture.

I've been singing to him, but I can't remember that many tunes for ppl his age. Remember these?

Comet - will make your teeth turn green
Comet - it tastes like gas-o-line
Comet - will make you vomit
So buy some comet & vomit today

or...

Be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother.
They live in the fields & the swamp
Where the weather is so damp.
You may think that this is the end
Well it is

The one I've been going crazy trying to remember, though, ends with:

The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
In your stomach &
Out your mouth
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
And I for-got my spoon!

Does anyone remember this thing, or was it just a regional thing? This is driving me to distraction.