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Diwali aur naya saal mubarak! Best wishes for Diwali and a happy new year! ... It celebrates the light within each of us, the abundance of the harvest, and the coming new year. It is a time of many traditions to be shared with family and friends. A time where ... New Democrats urge MPs, Canadians to stand up against poverty.



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A hearty "Gofuh Kyerseff" from 'the REAL down under,' here in Penguinistan, just off the coast of Antarctica. (Of course, if you would simply turn your globes around rightwise, you'd see that we are the ones on the TOP of the world!)

"Gofuh Kyerseff" is a celebration with a very rich history of Penguini spelunkers who like to sit on the greasy stalagmites in the many colorful caves of their beautifully barren lands.

Rites of passage for this enlightened tribe include antifreeze enemas & snorkling for the legendary dongfish. (No one has actually seen a dongfish in the dark waters surrounding Penguinistan, but there is much celebration when evidence of his presense is seen by one's rectal bleeding.)



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The Sturgion General Simo Nise said recently in a pressed release that the Law Firm of Bilkem And Run are finacing the development of a new antidepressant specifically targeted to the poor.
At press release time it is thought that the new drug Fucitol when taken in 10 mg doses three times a day will not only decrease symptoms of depression but simulatainously reduce the number of poor. Though the direct method of action is unknown.
Comon side effects are headaches, jock itch and sudden death.