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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists

could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,

"This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
assholes in Washington.

PRICELESS

good stuff man!

lmao... the last line was the clincher!

And the marine biologist/coroner thinks it's just dead in the water.

Tired of this. Flu is coming and we are worried about reform. I joined this forum to talk about music and get to know other musos.

I called myself a Musician the other day. First time I ever admitted it!
That for me was a large turn in events. I have not time for politics save for a musical comment her and there.

Welcome to Bandmix Chippy!

Haha, Phil, that was brilliant.

.. and the EMTs thought that it needed CPR, and was only a temporary fix..

ROFL Phil Yeah, good one. It's good to have a laugh every so often no matter what forum you're on.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists

could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,

"This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
assholes in Washington.

Awesome, and the bottom line is that our government officials all have anal glaucoma: THEY CAN"T SEE FOR SH*T. And I need the new Preparation H nasal spray because I have a cerebral hemhorroid from worrying about all this sh*t. THE END.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists

could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,

"This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
assholes in Washington.

LMAO!!! I'm going to share this with my wife who runs a "mommy" forum. Her girls will get a kick out of this! Good stuff dude!

GREAT STUFF!!!!

Yea, I had to print this one for my wife too. Think I'll sneek a copy into the hospital were I work, and post it up like one of their official "manditory" inservices. LOL

Good one, Phil.

Yea, I had to print this one for my wife too. Think I'll sneek a copy into the hospital were I work, and post it up like one of their official "manditory" inservices. LOL

Don't forget to hang up a camera to capture their reactions

Tired of this. Flu is coming and we are worried about reform. I joined this forum to talk about music and get to know other musos.

I called myself a Musician the other day. First time I ever admitted it!
That for me was a large turn in events. I have not time for politics save for a musical comment her and there.

my Chinese horoscope for the day:

One's internal conversation can work against positive change. Give yourself permission to change your what you say about yourself. You are valuable, just as you are. You have the right to ask for what you want. You don't need to look or perform a certain way to please others.

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