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#73895 by J-HALEY
Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:52 am
Hey RatsAss as a young boy and into my teens I spent a lot of time at my Grandparents place in southern Arkansas just outside Eldorado in a little town called Norphlet and that is where I first taught myself to play guitar on the front porch of that shotgun house. I tell my kids I actually had to kill my Sunday dinner and they laugh at me but it is true those were some of the best times of my life. Collecting fresh eggs every morning shelling purplehull peas in front of the tv. Arkansas is a truely beautiful state. I took a vacation up by Lake Quachita back in 1999 and hope to see the Ozarks some day.

#73909 by ratsass
Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:23 am
Well, when you get ready, let me know. I live in 'em. :)

#73920 by Shredd6
Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:18 am
Dude.. On the job-sites here, the porta pottys don't get serviced enough. You'll see one for a whole tract these days. Builders cutting costs. Well in the summertime there are a lot of flies in them. It's bad enough you're sitting in a sauna of sweltering festering stench (I'll spare you the visual descriptions), but try getting bit on the ass by one of those horse flies. Sometimes your balls.

#73921 by Chippy
Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:28 am
I can stand Horse Flies just about as much as Seinfeld and as for having a bite on my nether regions? Stuff that for a game of soldiers. :D

Haley that was funny pal. It's like saying "You never see a Beatle car anymore." and then seeing twenty of them innit :shock:

#74169 by Chippy
Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:19 am
Adding to this story. (Sorry to be a bore). We had one of those crap portable wardrobes which you put together to hang clothes in. Of course this fell down bringing everything near down with it. :roll:

Anyway I had a rather sharp idea. I'm going to use those poles to form a rig for the porch using copper elbows from the plumbing section as returns and hang a mosquito net from it.

Then.....................

I'll destroy any vermin contained therein, thus forming a nice evening human habitat free from Horse Flies/Ticks/Mosquitos and these other tiny black flies which also bite. (No idea what they are?)

There are also colonies of wasps here. I think the house has remained empty for some time darn it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

#74179 by philbymon
Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:21 pm
Those lil black bitey thingies are gnats - also called "no-see-ums" by injun wannabes. They can be really irritating, cuz they're attracted to the CO2 you exhale, & when they aren't biting, they're flying into your eyes.

Standard screens don't seem to bother them much. They do make special screens for the teensy lil boogers, but it's more 'spensive.


Have fun extricating &/or assassinating your wasps.

#74456 by Crip2Nite
Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:19 am
....I saved a worm from roasting in the sun today.... 8)

#74468 by ratsass
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:12 pm
Crip2Nite wrote:....I saved a worm from roasting in the sun today.... 8)


What'd you do? Roll over while nude sunbathing? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

#74478 by Crip2Nite
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:53 pm
:x ..... Oh yeah...welll.....well...well.... your mudda wears army boots!! :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

#74483 by EasyKill
Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:28 pm
ratsass wrote:
Crip2Nite wrote:....I saved a worm from roasting in the sun today.... 8)


What'd you do? Roll over while nude sunbathing? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


LMAO

#74490 by ZXYZ
Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:45 pm
Rofl. that was humorous..
....I saved a worm from roasting in the sun today....

Seriously, it's good to see people out there who care for living things and saving their lives. My wife and I do that too.
Kudos Crip, and dont let any of these peeps make fun of that.. :evil: :D

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