General Music Chat

For all of you that do not have a life other than forums to vent....well you are all want - to - be's.....I am the real thing and have played thousands of concerts....not stupid ass bar bands but real shows, I have opened up for the greatist names in rock history.....so go ahead....bark all the " BS " you want to about me.....I still stand firm.....anyone who does not put their contact info on their description is a complete....moron !!
BTW....my fiends like to call me....Von Moron.....and I love it.....you guys need to smoke a valium cigarette....this is rock n roll....get it !!

stupid ass bar bands but real shows, I have opened up for the greatist names in rock history. !!

...greatist??? You fukkin' dumbass.... why don't you first get yourself a GED before you even think of becoming a wannabe?

I'm glad I haven't played 1000's of gigs.

wannabe....this wannabe makes 450.00 per hour playing out of town shows....I did like your solo section in Dreams....kind of reminds me of a Rush vibe.....you did not put a contact #.....humm !!

But I'm moving! How could I put a contact number that you be in exile!

I opened up for Quiet Riot, Warrant, Pat Travers, Fates Warning, and Gilby Clarke.
Do I qualify as something or am I still a wanna-be?
I've been worrying over that for years.

Oh, and I see that the forum missed me sorely.

Oh dear whatever will I do now that I've been dissed by a REAL professional?

Okay...I admit it. I'm a wannabe, cuz I wanna be playing right now & I'm not, cuz I can't find the right guy to round out my band.

I still think you're a...well...it doesn't really matter what I think, does it?

I'm sure you're happy being you...almost as happy as I am bein' me!

I'm not gonna put up my # for crazy ppl to call, anyway, even if you think it makes me a moron, bub, cuz your opinion doesn't matter any more than mine does.

Just so's ya know - I've had a few of them $500 1-hour gigs, too, & it still leaves me bein' a wannabe. But I will refrain from starting up a name-calling contest with you, cuz I suspect that you're prolly unarmed when it comes to those contests of wit.

I really wish you'd quit hurting my widdle feelers, though, you nasty nasty person!

I bow in awe (sh*t who cares)

For all of you that do not have a life other than forums to vent....well you are all want - to - be's.....I am the real thing and have played thousands of concerts....not stupid ass bar bands but real shows, I have opened up for the greatist names in rock history.....so go ahead....bark all the " BS " you want to about me.....I still stand firm.....anyone who does not put their contact info on their description is a complete....moron !!
BTW....my fiends like to call me....Von Moron.....and I love it.....you guys need to smoke a valium cigarette....this is rock n roll....get it !!

I think its funny how a person like you always ends up looking for people. Best of luck MR Rock and Roll God. Have you tryed looking in the streets?

Where do these fukken people come from?? Seems we just get rid of one, then another pops up?!?!

--Oh I get it, it's a spammer trying to get us to post our phone numbers so's he can sell them .. duh..

Im sorry, Somehow this guy seems to be a troll. No real professional musician would brag how much he makes on the road. A butthole would put everyone else down because he is a legend in his own mind. best bet?...Ignor the pro.

I must admit that I am.......well shall we say ( BLUNT ) and I am NOT the sharpist tool on the shed......and some of you guys are level-headed and funny to.

I just got a loose hair up the ol bum once it hit me that there are not allot of phone numbers out there.

And thanks to Band Mix I have now found the right players for my band. It is not easy to find musicians to be in an all instrumental rock band. These 2 new guys are commited and are just good guys....real easy to work with. And lots of you guys are good people to and do play well.

So I did not mean to open up Pandora's Box with my lack of tact so to all those who feathers I ruffeled.....SORRY !....but it was fun to stir the s..t a bit.....some of you are a real trip.....so thanks !......Guitar X

PS...ya ya....I know my spelling is the worst...........oh well !!

Edited..

Haha.. Had you not shown some humility, you were about to get a dose of some. But I figured as much.

Hang out and you'll see you're among peers. No sense in stirring this forum.

Peace man.

wannabe....this wannabe makes 450.00 per hour playing out of town shows

obviously you can't buy personality!

what's the matter bro, your girlfriend bangin your boyfriend, or you run outa blow or somethin?

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For all of you that do not have a life other than forums to vent....well you are all want - to - be's.....I am the real thing and have played thousands of concerts....not stupid ass bar bands but real shows, I have opened up for the greatist names in rock history.....so go ahead....bark all the " BS " you want to about me.....I still stand firm.....anyone who does not put their contact info on their description is a complete....moron !!
BTW....my fiends like to call me....Von Moron.....and I love it.....you guys need to smoke a valium cigarette....this is rock n roll....get it !!

Normally I would by-pass a post such as this as the OP most certainly is over compensating his big mouth for something much smaller, but the Valium has kicked in and I'm feeling rather confident about my reply.

If, in fact, you are the "greatist" then why the hell are you on here looking for sub-standard artists/musicians/writers?

If, in fact, you make all that big money, people should be coming to you to be a part of your band...not you looking for people to be in your band.

I might have gone to your profile to listen to your music, but I think I'll pass because then it just might give me a inferiority complex and I'll get all depressed and end up curled up in the fetal position in the corner of my room. NOT!!!!!

Dude....you put your pants on the same way everybody else does; you are no different than the rest of us, so why not come down off your pedestal and look back at the road you took that got you where you are today..if, in fact, you are as good as you say you are.

So you can't find contact information....big deal...move on already.