Hey, just like the Flintstones. We'll have a gay ol' time.

Just kidding.
We got called to play a club few years back. The owner called me looking for a band. He didn't know me but his DJ did and gave him my number. It was a predominantly country bar, and I knew most of the country bands that played there. He was having a Grand Re-opening, and all his country bands were booked. I told him we didn't play country, but played the rock n roll that all the country people grew up on. Well, he didn't have a choice so he booked us. We went early and sat up and did a sound check and he was freaking a little because we were rockin' to set the top levels. Before it was time to start, there were people from a local dance school that taught line dancing and they were out on the floor dancing. The owner told us not to worry about starting on time, to let them keep dancing to the DJ and we'd get paid for the full night anyway. An hour after we were supposed to start, he came up to us and told us to go ahead and start, but if people started leaving, to take a break and let the DJ take over and we'd still get paid for the whole night. The other guys in the band were a little apprehensive too so I told 'em, "Just let me call out the songs." I started with the signature lick of "Keep Your Hand to Yourself" and the dance floor filled immediately. Then I kept on with the southern rock, Skynyrd, ZZ Top, etc. for a while until the dance floor started thinning out some, so I called off a couple of slow tunes and it filled up again. I kept this up the whole set and when we took a break, I went over to the DJ and he was laughing his a$$ off. He said we had more people dancing the first set than most of the other bands had a whole night. By the end of the night we had them two stepping to Van Halen.

Cowboys and cowgirls were buying us drinks all night long and the few we did put on tab, the bar owner took care of. He booked us back a lot after that. I love a good crowd and, if they're responsive in any way, it ain't what you play, it's how you play it.