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I was mildly amused at your attempt at humor. You need a better writer.

If you must know it was that penis that saved my life, as when the federation capt. traveled back in time, he found it in space. lol

They then had a DNA sample to clone me from and I was brought back to life. Only I had a mutation, I had a huge piece of male anatomy over 16 inches flaccid.

Then the story gets a little dark.. lol
Me and a few of the boyos take a winkity-winky ride near your ole mums' place. We caught her picking the pickidilly's on Sunday, so we has to shows her the way of all honest, good folkzies. So we tell her to strip off her jenny jumpies and let us do what the willys nill do. She was surly worly bouts it, so we cracke her acrosss her heady weady and her greenie grays all leaked out onto the canvas. And now sissy is going to make a painting piccy out of it, seeing as it still has her fluis still on it and such.

Capt.Scott, My sides are hurting that is the funniest thing I have read on this site yet and you guy's are hilariious. LMFAO

Hey Capt. the lab just called your prostheses is almost ready, ok for those who don’t know what I’m talking about let me fill you in.
The last time Capt. Scott got beamed up from the planet there was a malfunction with the transporter, every think got beamed up except Capt. Scott penis, his penis is floating in space, Spock has located the missing penis in space but radiations has reduced the poor thing to the consistency and the size of a french fry.

But don’t feel sorry people Capt. Scott will be outfitted with the newest model, he will be able by remote control the prostheses to expand and retract much like a telescope, the lab is working on changing the frequency of the remote switch, the frequency the lab used for the trail run is no good, when Capt. Scott used it for the first time the telescope didn’t respond however the ceiling fan and the TV got turned on.

Now, see there, Stringdancer. I would have considered that funny, if you hadn't started out on this forum slamming everybody. Kinda like burning the bridge BEFORE you cross. You accomplished absolutely nothing, other than getting on people's nerves and alienating everyone on here. I haven't been slamming you, just mostly ignoring you as your posts have no redeeming values. I see by this last post that you have a good sense of humor, but it's too late in coming. I don't necessarily dislike you, just your posts. I'm only writing this so that, maybe, if you join another music forum, you'll think about it before starting in on people that you don't even know yet. Maybe even make some friends there. Unless being abrasive is what you're on here for. If that's what you're here for, then just keep doing what you do and soon everybody will be too bored to respond. I pretty much already am, so just leave me out of it. Oh, I know you'll have to respond to this, as it seems to be your nature, so go ahead and have a last go at me. You'll get no response back, so you can have the last word. I don't care, and that's really sad on your part, if you want people to have a low opinion of you.
Farewell Stringdancer.

Sheesh so sensitive!

I was mildly amused at your attempt at humor. You need a better writer.

If you must know it was that penis that saved my life, as when the federation capt. traveled back in time, he found it in space. lol

They then had a DNA sample to clone me from and I was brought back to life. Only I had a mutation, I had a huge piece of male anatomy over 16 inches flaccid.

Then the story gets a little dark.. lol
Me and a few of the boyos take a winkity-winky ride near your ole mums' place. We caught her picking the pickidilly's on Sunday, so we has to shows her the way of all honest, good folkzies. So we tell her to strip off her jenny jumpies and let us do what the willys nill do. She was surly worly bouts it, so we cracke her acrosss her heady weady and her greenie grays all leaked out onto the canvas. And now sissy is going to make a painting piccy out of it, seeing as it still has her fluis still on it and such.

Did anybody ever told you that you are cute when you get angry?

Who's angry, Stringfellow Hawk? lol

I am just having fun playing with the mental legos.

Next I plan to make a Star Wars Impreial Battle Cruiser and set it on fire with the help of a little OLD SPICE. It burns almost as well as gasoline, but smells better. LOL