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#66278 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Tue May 05, 2009 2:03 pm
CAPT SCOTT, YOUR FUNNY ,THANX :D

#66442 by Starfish Scott
Wed May 06, 2009 12:51 pm
If she had another post, ANYWHERE AT ALL EVEN ON THE MOON, sorry.. I didn't see it next to the sign for batman on the clouds over Gotham.

AND that's the whole problem folks. A pretty face thinks that even without music, she's the sh*t.. It goes on here over and over..

Funny, most women around here think that if ya have a pic with purple lipstick et al., you don't need to upload any music. (your over whelming visage is enough to sell tickets) HAHAHAHAA GET REAL.

Again I apologize to you if you had anything written anywhere else.. (burp)

IF not, you better have a prick and showing it onstage, else you aren't selling any tickets to see anything at all. You get a better showing if you promise to bite the head off of a bat or chicken..

So unless your doing porn, put up something even if it's MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB.

#66447 by Chippy
Wed May 06, 2009 1:33 pm
Gee I hate to say this but I rather like pretty faces with lipstick. Also it may come about that one of these pretty faces may have a 250 LB Husband/Boyfriend who does not see the funny side of such comments.

My thought for the day.

#66600 by Hayden King
Thu May 07, 2009 6:09 am
fisherman bob wrote:
Capt. Scott wrote:You think what you like and I'll do the same.

Do you see what she is referring to? Funny but I don't see anything at all.
That's what I was referring to. Her referencing non-existent dialogue and I even checked the other topics to see if there is anything at all. I saw nothing. (more crack please, the rock is going out)


Don't try to get laid in the forum, else you look as dumb as the woman who speaks to the thin air..and just as flaky.

And if you want to be a knight, get some armor and a weapon.

Chivalry is dead, dude. Call them as they come or just give it up.



If ya wanna be equal, try pulling on the same rope all the rest of us are tugging on.

If ya wanna be special, do nothing cause you know the world loves the special ones and will wipe that ass over and over again.

If ya believe the last one, lemme sell you some bridge.. I have a few fake documents, ermm contracts you can buy yet.


...such lofty eloquence is way beyond my limited comprehension...


kinda reminds ya of the series "Deadwood" don't it....


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#66635 by Kramerguy
Thu May 07, 2009 3:33 pm
I did see another post here from her a few days ago.. I think the bmix police deleted it...

Captn jumping the gun on this one. Breathe...

#66639 by Starfish Scott
Thu May 07, 2009 6:07 pm
Make her put on the lipstick again, Batman.. LOL

"OK, she's ready to sing now".. (not)

#66642 by RGMixProject
Thu May 07, 2009 6:49 pm
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects
the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it
doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

This is the joke thread right?

#66647 by Chippy
Thu May 07, 2009 8:06 pm
Like your stuff RGMixProject


RGMixProject wrote:Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects
the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it
doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

This is the joke thread right?

#66652 by ratsass
Thu May 07, 2009 8:47 pm
RGMixProject wrote:It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.


Permanent damage to this nerve causes a condition called "Rectal Optosis". :lol:

#66660 by gbheil
Thu May 07, 2009 11:22 pm
No no you got it all wrong man. It's repressing farts thats the problem.
If you hold it to long it will migrate up your spinal column and cause shitty ideas.

#66678 by Starfish Scott
Fri May 08, 2009 2:49 am
Mayhaps it all that fing religion you have forced into your music.

The minute I see religion in my music, I throw the sh*t out to get a bowl of untainted music. (tastes more natural)

#66690 by philbymon
Fri May 08, 2009 3:23 am
Damn, Cap! Different strokes, man!

It was nice of you to apologise for missing her 1st post, though...it's nice to see that softer side come through once in awhile, man!

#66693 by ted_lord
Fri May 08, 2009 3:31 am
uh oh philby, those MMA guys don't like people realizing they have a softer side

#66724 by RGMixProject
Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 pm
Thanks glad you liked it, Their only 3 chord songs. "Neil Young did one" After 40 years of playing drums its my 1st go at writing and recording a song. Glad you liked it, but the big question with any song, " would you listen to it again"


Chippy wrote:Like your stuff RGMixProject


RGMixProject wrote:Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects
the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it
doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

This is the joke thread right?

#66754 by Starfish Scott
Fri May 08, 2009 5:31 pm
The only soft side of me is on top of my head.

My drinking buddies call it the PANIC BUTTON, as that's where you hit when it time to "make the bad robot stop". lol

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