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#66403 by ZXYZ
Wed May 06, 2009 3:16 am
Everybody remember Eddy? He's doing well with new band(s)..
Here's a joke from him:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me.

They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

#66419 by ratsass
Wed May 06, 2009 4:16 am
Q. What did one Tampon say to the other Tampon?
A. Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. :)

#66422 by ZXYZ
Wed May 06, 2009 4:37 am
LOL :D

#66466 by jimmydanger
Wed May 06, 2009 3:39 pm
How are hippies and tampons alike?

They're both uptight, out-of-sight and in the groove.

#66480 by gbheil
Wed May 06, 2009 5:22 pm
working with a young lady the other day when this broad came in the store being really hatefull. When the broad walked out my female co worker turned to me and said. Who lit that bitches tampon fuse! LOL

#66505 by ratsass
Wed May 06, 2009 6:43 pm
Q. How do you put out a burning Kotex?
A. You tamp on it. :)

#66549 by gbheil
Thu May 07, 2009 12:01 am
Man thats just wrong!

Funny

But wrong.

#66640 by Starfish Scott
Thu May 07, 2009 6:07 pm
What's orange and red and looks good on a Hippie?

"Fire"..lol

#66679 by Starfish Scott
Fri May 08, 2009 2:50 am
Shut up and dye your hair, you hippie.. LOL

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