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#65632 by ratsass
Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:28 pm
Hayden King wrote:you guys all getting together is gonna be like finding the pregnant nun


If you want it to happen, you've got to MAKE it happen. :x :)
And I'm talking about the get together...not impregnating a nun. :wink:

#65634 by Crip2Nite
Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:39 pm
Image :P :twisted:

#65641 by ratsass
Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:41 pm
I stand erec....uh, corrected. :lol:

#65647 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:40 pm
WHY NOT JUST RENT THE PATCHOUGE THEATER???
1100 seats, we'll see if we can get the ALLMANS to open for us .

WE CAN BILL IT AS "SUPER JAM"......

AND CRIP can put every one up at his house for the night.[up to 300]

Call him , he is there right now , if you need his number I just put it up on my preview, go ahead reverse the charges, he's waiting.

#65678 by neanderpaul
Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:37 am
I'm gigging in Ohio on May 23rd. Might be back by the very end of May.

#65681 by Crip2Nite
Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:13 am
giongi2 wrote:WHY NOT JUST RENT THE PATCHOUGE THEATER???
1100 seats, we'll see if we can get the ALLMANS to open for us .

WE CAN BILL IT AS "SUPER JAM"......

AND CRIP can put every one up at his house for the night.[up to 300]

Call him , he is there right now , if you need his number I just put it up on my preview, go ahead reverse the charges, he's waiting.



As long as each and every one of y'all are willing to clean up a whole seasons worth of dog sh¡t in my backyard, mow the lawn, do the laundry, clean the cars, clean house and watch the kids....have at it! :wink:

#65685 by Crip2Nite
Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:27 am
Oh.... and am I the only one that figured out your screenname? giongi2 (guy-on-guy-too) :lol: :twisted:

#65706 by ted_lord
Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:09 pm
Oh.... and am I the only one that figured out your screenname? giongi2 (guy-on-guy-too)
crip I think that's one of the few things you wouldn't do for boobies

#65708 by ratsass
Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:17 pm
Crip2Nite wrote:Oh.... and am I the only one that figured out your screenname? giongi2 (guy-on-guy-too) :lol: :twisted:


Hell, that one went right over my head. :? I was pronouncing it kinda like "Jumanji". I thought it was something Italian. :lol: :lol: :lol:

#65726 by 1collaborator
Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:12 pm
Now Im really losing my religion !!


Its another day in Paradise !!!

#65850 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Fri May 01, 2009 8:30 pm
GJHEE ON GJHEE>>>> MYTHICAL FRENCH ELF FROM 14TH CENTURY. COULD MAKE ANY STRINGED INSTRMENT PLAY AS THOUGH POSSESED BY THE DEVIL.

Also our corporate name when we had a vinyl 45 out in 86.Picked up some air play from some on jersey coast. N.Y. very tough back then.[to get air play,some homegrown, but regular rotation foget it]." DEVIL IN YOU"

SPEAKING of corporations......IF you are making any money from playing,,,
You should have your own corp. THE LIST of LEGIT expenses you can write off far exceeds WHAT YOU COULD AS AN INDIVIDUAL... Music corps may be a high audit, but if you stay within the boundries of the tax code who cares.

This why large companies ,clear the balance sheets... LETS SEE>>> TEN MILLION IN TAXES TO GOVT>>>> OR BUY A NEW CORPORATE JET FOR 8 MILLION AND ONLY HAVE TO PAY TWO....

SEE YOU ALL AT CRIPS HOUSE

#65873 by ted_lord
Sat May 02, 2009 12:46 am
well giongi, if I ever get around to a paying band, that's some good advice, and seeing as how me mum went to school for accounting and economics, and took tax preparing courses I'm pretty sure she'd have my back pretty good (don't ask what the hippie does these days though) an crips place is a lot better then mine, I live on the border of bear country though I'm only a few hours north of him haha

#65891 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Sat May 02, 2009 2:01 am
EVEN IF YOU JUST WORK FOR LIVING YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN CORPORATION..

CALL IT A HUMANN RESCOURCES CORP SUB CHAPTER S.

It does not cost much to set up and maintain. Make your boss pay your company as a sub contractor. Then you can start to claim the same benefits that major corps are able to claim and write off expenses such as guitars, equipment, transportation to gigs etc etc etc.
These are tax codes , some of them are so complicated that no one really knows the answers. OUR NEW SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY MISCALCULATED HIS TAXES OWED BY $42000[THAT IS THOUSAND]
THEY STILL GAVE HIM THE JOB>> SORT OF LIKE LETTING THE FOX WATCH THE HEN HOUSE!!!!!!
Everybody complains we should tax the rich,,,, SECRET,The rich are the corporations that put people to work. There are very few individuals that are that wealthy. HOWEVER I can guarantee they all have their all corporations.

IF EVERY BODY STARTED THEIR OWN CORPS, YOU WOULD SEE SOME MAJOR TAX REFORMS TOMMORROW
Don't get me started ,good night!!!!!! :D

#65892 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Sat May 02, 2009 2:11 am
AS GALLAGHER [the comedian ] PUT IT... WHAT IS THE LIMIT ON WATERMELONS?????
Did we go far enough wth this one????
Meet and greet to nuns to taxes.. :D

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