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#64500 by The Writer
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:08 pm
Verse 1

Reverand Philyman before you he stands,
Reverand Philyman the preachin man.
Say a scripture or something good.

Chorus
Preach! Just shutup and preach!

Verse3
The Word chewed up and digested, AND WELL UNDERSTOOD.
Reverand Philyman, fights the fight, and claims the victory! ( blazing guitar (rift)
all else my son, is just history. (lonely road sound)

Chorus
Preach!, Shutup and Preach!

Verse 4
Eyes bulging out, and sweat pouring down to the ground,
take off your shoes son, you are standing on holy ground.

Chorus
Preach! Shutup and Preach!

Verse5
Week after week,, and inspired by Worda,
arguments about the merits of distilled damnation are absurda.

Chorus
Preach! Just Shutup and Preach!

Verse 6
Listen, hear and pay attention
tune right did I mention ?
Well timed miracles, and dreams surely come true
flowers blossum right in front of you.
Clear as moonshine, and crystal clear, take to heart what you hear.
Hit your knees and begin to pray, for a rat burger on a rainy day.
Saved to by grace, and sinners repent,
prue truth prevails, throw on another log
on the fire in hell!
The old and new all tie in,
He will come back, but nobody knows when.

Chorus
PREACH!!!

#64554 by philbymon
Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:49 am
The author has claimed his divine right to fame.
His works & his songs, though, they all sound the same.
The actor within rises up to the name
As he stands on the stage all alone with his shame.

The deed is done. The curtain comes down.
His audience leans back, murmurs & frowns
As the jokester, the mime, the poser, the clown
Slips out the back door. He's loose on the town

To spray his grafitti on fences & walls
To win him a trophy in some hallowed hall.
Forgetting his motto, he falters & falls.
His critics weren't kind though he gave it his all, so

He scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes.
Shows them his wrongs & tells them they're right.
Empty glove moves - his pen fills with spite
As he scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes.

He goes back to the stage to try it again.
His lessons unlearned so it's no surprize when
The crowd laughs & it jeers & it points at our friend
'Til this husk of a man wrings his hands & again

He scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Alone in the dark. He won't turn on the light
To read that his ramblings are meaningless tripe
And he scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes

Stolen script altered, he works with much haste.
Used lines for actors stuck together with paste.
When his critics & colleagues agree it's a waste
His bile rises up, so he'll give them a taste as he

Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes
Scribbles & writes - scribbles & writes

#64556 by Shredd6
Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:13 am
Haha.. WTF!!

Oh I can tell I'm gonna like this thread..

#64570 by Shredd6
Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:09 pm
Ok now my turn..

Verse 1

Nipple ring on my nipple
Shiny nipple ring
Supple nipple, shiny ring
Gorilla Guerilla

Chorus

I am saved
By my ring
My shiny nipple ring
Hell Fire Rat Burger

Verse 5

Ring true my nipple
Shiny round ring
Drink my Ripple with my nipple
Tastes like Vanilla

Chorus

I am saved
By my ring
My shiny nipple ring
Hell Fire Rat Burger

Verse 3

You are not saved
I have a ring
A supple nipple ring
Tiger Jackal

Chorus

I am saved
By my ring
My shiny nipple ring
Hell Fire Rat Burger

Verse 5

The security guard is looking
At my nipple
Suckle my ring
Hippo Frog

Chorus

I am saved
By my ring
My shiny nipple ring
Hell Fire Rat Burger


Verse 4

You suck
Die Die Die
Go to hell
God loves me
Not you
You're dumb
Rainy Rat
Cat in the Hat
Wrestling Mat
You're a sinner
I'm a winner
Eat your dinner
Triple Jackyl Nipple Ring Ripple

Chorus

PENIS!!

#64572 by gbheil
Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:43 pm
Just skip over to my site and listen to NOISE POLLUTION

Renamed Bandmix Pollution, just for today. :twisted:

#64588 by ratsass
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:22 pm
There was a young man from Nantucket...oh, nevermind. OH, WAIT, WAIT. THERE'S THAT "NEVERMIND" WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. :D :lol: :D :lol: :twisted:

#64591 by Chippy
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:38 pm
I'm frankly getting tired of it an marking threads started by Charles as read. I've nothing against the guy at all, its just getting tiresome.

#64599 by philbymon
Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:25 pm
I have two moore years.
Osark Iam not slighty dyslexia, but I am head-injured.
I ran into a mailbox, a telephone pole and a brickwall.
Best thing that ever happened to me, because I use to be a snob like you

I'm hard headed... just ask the mailbox, the telephone pole, and the brickwall.
I do want to make money, but in doing so I rather make a mark.
You see despite my handicapp, I'm not not.
I was intentionally pushing your buttons. Please forgive me.

Let that i the gorilla and guerilla each have a nipple ring,
And with THAT I bid you english dude adieu.
If I had my way you wouldn't have to buy. But Amazon says otherwise.
I guess to hear the while song you have to buy the cd, but mind you, I'm not trying to sell

Where you able to hear it?
However despite your pleas for me disappearing in the vapid aromatic air, I'll keep on.
I love music a whole lot, and I love the power of words.
So ce workwhat if vocals aren't with my music, note I never said I could sing.

I know the "C" scale, know a sharp from a flat, and a music grinder from a drummer.
I am seeking funds...some a note ewhere down the road my motives changed.
I cannot deny that I seek pennies from listening to my songs,
And then it became more humanitarian.

I will VAPID MONGU
I wouldn't consider a waste of time if he played blocks with me.
Sorry for the confusion, really am.
Are you trying to stop trying to use this site?

For the sake of argument, I will not argue against their arguments,
I will have to play ping pong at the dashboard of the iotas.
It is a flower, or is that weed? Point in case-who gives a ratsass?
Here's some smoking gun evidence

Lord knows I should of been killed.
One handed applauses are pointless,
And as far as :never-minds" in November of 2008 they said that also.
Week after week,, and inspired by Worda...


This will be a HUGE song for me! I can't wait to finish it! Thanks for the "inspiration," "Writer."

#64601 by ratsass
Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:39 pm
He he he. Hey, Philby, I've got the perfect title for it. Call it "Copy and Paste". :D :P :lol:

#64602 by philbymon
Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:42 pm
That's good, but I was actually thinking of "VAPID MONGU!"

I must admit - I'm quite honored at having a song written in my honor. I just had to return the flavor. (sic)

Kinda makes me tear up & *choke* get those tingly feelings...is this what drugs are like? No wonder they're so popular!

#64604 by ratsass
Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:51 pm
:) *







*(Legal disclaimer. I did not, per say, "draw" this smiley face. It is not my creation nor in anyway trademarked by me nor anyone connected to my works. All I did was type a colon and an end parenthesis and it just popped up of it's own accord. I am in no way responsible for it's use and will refuse any royalty payments should I be asked to be held accountable.)

#64643 by Ethrea
Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:14 pm
lmao wow....

#64649 by philbymon
Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:32 pm
Aw hail, Ethrea...this guy isn't really a challenge. You should look up some of the discussions with Craig Maxim (I wonder what happened to him...), they were much more firey & exciting than anything this vapid tripemeister could ever produce...then there was ol' Cliffy Blakemore III...I had mixed feelings about that one, but it was entertaining...so this is nothing, really, but I kinda like that one song about the nipple ring!

#64652 by Ethrea
Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:54 pm
heheehe i liked that i one too :twisted:

#64659 by HowlinJ
Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:12 pm
There comes a time
when a jam,s a rhyme

some bust on writer
but I say he's fine

To open your trap
and utter a rap

can often come out
like a whole lot of crap

many who try
sound like there high

but Writers verse
pierces the sky

so Philby may gloat
Writer plays not a note

Y'all may call him a fool
But I say HE'S COOL! :D

Keep 'em coming' , Writer,
('ol Philby is pron to indigestion, and get a mite cantankerous at times)
Howlin'

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