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We do get a it off topic now and again Hunter. All a part of getting to know others around the Mix. You being a Texas boy, aint you walkin the dog? If I lived that close to Houston I'd carry two.

No, I just wear body armor and carry a hand grenade just in case.



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No, I just wear body armor and carry a hand grenade just in case.

Stop playing video games, Hunter

Hi guys,
I know sometimes our humour foxes you guys across the pond, but have to say this thread baffles me, and I thought i had a good sense of humour.
I suppose its different in the colonies...............................(!) ((joke)

Maybe ya'll ought to start pullin' off a few good April Fools pranks! (it might improve your sense of humor )

P.S.
Take good care of our president while he is visitin' and don't forget to kick in a few billion shillings to help us bail out Chrysler!

later....
Howlin'

On behalf of the peoples of the world, i would like to thank the American people for the peace they have brought to our good planet Earth..May you long reign as custodians of peace and humanity...

WWII .... had any success lately.....sorry what was that?? Hmmmm Oh the v word..OOooops

Scarletrust god you're a f*'king ugly bloke...please don't multiply!!

'Dry' Jokes often get me into trouble here.
Not seen it where is the article please?

What??? you f*'kin paranoid w*nker

How did your team do this weekend?

On behalf of the peoples of the world, i would like to thank the American people for the peace they have brought to our good planet Earth..May you long reign as custodians of peace and humanity...

WWII .... had any success lately.....sorry what was that??

Hows about three dead pirates?

Now I'm tryin' to think, but I've forgotten some of my history, what nation was it that burned down the White house?

Remember when Brits had balls? I'm especially fond of Sir Winston, Vaughn Williams, and Sir Baden Powell. Can't think of anyone else of late.

Cheers
Howlin'

I dunno winston churchill had some balls proclaiming a gesture that meant fuq off and die to be a V for victory my half english buddy loved it when her learned bout it in school, first day of kidengarten he told the teacher to sod off cept she thought it was cute cuz she was oblivious, yah, his mom beat him for that, she's crazy, lucky for me I never got choked, choke slammed or anything of the sort

On behalf of the peoples of the world, i would like to thank the American people for the peace they have brought to our good planet Earth..May you long reign as custodians of peace and humanity...

WWII .... had any success lately.....sorry what was that??

Hows about three dead pirates?

Now I'm tryin' to think, but I've forgotten some of my history, what nation was it that burned down the White house?

Remember when Brits had balls? I'm especially fond of Sir Winston, Vaughn Williams, and Sir Baden Powell. Can't think of anyone else of late.

Cheers
Howlin'

Dear British Cousins,
Please accept my humble apologies for my derogatory and distasteful remarks
It seems M.s Septictank got my goat.
anyways,
Greenie Magic has balls (as evidenced by her and her mates delightful rendition of Black Sabbath's "Warpigs"), as does the chaps in Coast. I also surmise that the fine soldiers of the British armed forces have an ample supply of balls as well.
sorry if I offended anyone
Howlin'

I also surmise that the fine soldiers of the British armed forces have an ample supply of balls as well.

Classic.

Yea, Greenie's band owns!

while you've all been discussing british balls, I've been preparing bombs now to strap them on swallows and send them on their way, if I make them look like coconuts you're all done for you english connniggits

I just got back to the computer from a few days working on my new van (new old) and found this thread but have made no sense of it at all so far... except hearing that George Bush (hasn't he been put out to clover?) is going to strike the UK.
Yes our cousins out in the colony have certainly stolen a march on me this time!
Greetings across that pond,
Mark.................

Greetings Mark,

Good to hear you're still alive and kickin'!

This topic is what we rebellious colonists call an April Fools prank.

I'm now assuming that you cousins do not observe the holiday. I've heard that y'all don't observe Thanksgiving, or even the 4th of July either!

anyways, that's OK, 'cause we don't celebrate the 5th of November over here.

cheers,
Howlin'