General Music Chat

How would like to make a damn good living being a......BOOBIE TESTER??

Yes..You read that right.... For a small sum of $4,567.98 I can help you become a bonafied BOOBIE TESTSTER.... Send cash.....then we'll talk

Gee! This sounds like a great opportunity for me to become fully rounded out, as it were! I just finished my "professional butt plugger" course!

This is a dream come true! That last course cost me more...plus there was that rather disastrous decrease in my self-esteem thingie when we all had to do our finals with the Teamsters...ICK!

Sounds great Crip Ive been wanting to "double" my income.

Where do I sign up?

On a side note, I went to Hooters the other night and 3 of the women were very pregnant. DOnt they have rules about that?

I'm too busy sitting at home in front of my PC, reveling at how awesome I am.. TRIPLING my income for doing nothing but clicking my mouse buttons!

yeah... right

Sign me up! What's nice about boobie testing is that it leads to other forms of testing...

If you send me $25, I will send you a book explaining how I got rich (selling how-to get rich books).

Hey....start your own damn money grubbin' thread! This one's mine!

Dammit Crip, these are your boobs... I want my money back!


www.myspace.com/blunderingeye
www.myspace.com/445175001
http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/6039/

"thems that knows me knows better, thems that dont, dont matter"

If it sounds to good to be true.

See...I always thought that if an idea was really a great one, it would sell itself. You put the facts out there, & let things happen naturally.

There are always going to be the naysayers that doubt you.

You ignore them, & go about your biz, & if it really IS worthwhile, it'll happen for you.

Or, you can "stand & fight for what you believe," & end up looking foolish.

Let the info go to those you offer it to who seek it, & let them decide, or you look like you're pushing things on us that we prolly don't need or want. I, myself, might have checked into your wares, but you've rather turned me off to the whole idea with your heartfelt defense of a questionable idea. Let's face it - anything new looks questionable, & the louder you holler about how great it is, the less appealling it looks.

Sorry, but you are not a very good salesman for someone like me.


Btw - got boobies?

Knuckleheads?
Come on Robert.
Your profile said your comitment is "just for fun."
You have no music posted on a musicians web site.
Then you are going to call working musicians names.
You got some brass. Or maybe your just stupid.
Either way, no matter what you offer here. I figure by the way your going now, your a screwed pooch anyways.
Back off, back up, and try again without sounding like Obama.
Try a little humility.
Or just go away.

YEAH! AND GET OFF MY BOOBIE THREAD... I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO GRUB CASH IN THIS THREAD.

Anywayz... c'mon guys....Haven't seen one freakin' cent yet.... I got all kinds o' boobies sitting here waiting to be tested....

What he doesn't tell us is that they're MAN-boobs.

I WON'T FALL FOR THIS AGAIN!

Again is the keyword...

This thread is awesome