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Have I mentioned how much I hate laying carpet? My knees are killin' me!

I should never tell ppl that I can do it. That sh*t is not for ppl over 22 years old! That's when I quit doing it for a living!

I'm gonna wanna whine all day, but I'll hafta act all macho & stuff until I can get home & into a nice hot tub. Damned youngsters aren't gonna think it bothered me at all, & I'll still be the man!

heh heh OW heh

So is beef still what's for dinner? I was working at the vegetarian drummer's house yesterday putting in a new floor for the studio, & all I got was marinara sauce with spaghetti & cheese ravioli.

Actually, it was quite good, & I shouldn't be complaining. It's just that the idea of a meal without meat is like a rock band without drums to me. I guess I'm just spoiled!

Speaking of spoiled - I think these pomegranates are a bit too ripe...

Speaking of spoiled - I think these pomegranates are a bit too ripe...

we called em pummelgranny's.... cause that's what we threw at her

AW HAIL, ITS BACK


JUST WANT TO SAY, THANK YOU THANK YOU VERRY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!


PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldnt be a vegitarian even if i tried reeal hard. Steak: YumYum!!
Yeah beeef-it's for dinner ..and lunch, ... and breakfast.. and horsdeurvers (sp)
and snacks and...

I couldnt be a vegitarian even if i tried reeal hard. Steak: YumYum!!
Yeah beeef-it's for dinner ..and lunch, ... and breakfast.. and horsdeurvers (sp)
and snacks and...

STEAK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGOOD

there once was an old woman who lived in a shoe...
but she died when I got dressed!

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How's it hanging you ask? One time in a public restroom I was peeing and I said "that water is so cold!" Later...

Damn Bob,
ironically, a similar thing happened to me once, whilst p'in off a bridge. Not only was the water cold, but it was pretty friggin' deep too!

later...
Howlin'

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THE POST THAT NEVER DIES.

COLD WATER MAKES THINGS SHRINK.

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have I mentioned how much I hate laying carpet? My knees are killin' me!

Damn, Philby!
You mean you know Suezy Carpet Too?
( She really gets around, and is notorious for her lust for kinky positions! )

HJ

There once was a woman from Venus, who's body was shaped like a..
..hell I cant remember the rest of it..

OK-

There was a young lady from Bright
Who could travel faster than light
She left one day
in a relative way
and returned the previous night..

There once was a maid named Anheuser
Who swore that no man could surprise her
but Papst took the chance
put Schlitze in her pants
and now she is sadder...
Budweiser!

"The poor benighted hindu
He does the best he kindoo
He sticks to chaste
From first to last
For clothes he makes his skindoo"

That's from a children's joke book I got when I was, like, 5 or 6 years old. I still have it. I'm amazed at some of the things in there that seem so racist & such. "Outmoded" comes to mind when I think about it.

FILET MIGNON & SHRIMP FOR DINNERMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!



RECIPES PLEASE


PEACEOFSTEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Surf&Turf.. gotta love it!!

I like to marinate steaks with pepper, garlic salt, honey, a little orange juce and worstestershire sauce, and a drop of molasses. Then grille 'em out.
Shrimp I like on the grille too, brushing them with garlic salt and butter while they're cooking.

Sounds like you're gonna eat good Eddy
Can I come over for dinner?