United States

Ghost Ponies

Neither Stop nor Go

Sleep is Underrated

This Is a Band Name

Divide by Zero

Sin Tacks

Sownditowt

The Prospering Cheaters

An Autumn Atrocity

Alliterations Are Alluring

Remotely Controlled

Phone Cord Bondage

Mystifier

Perfect Perch

Picture Plants

A Swing & Amiss

Cosmic Chum

Skull Dance

Gravel Plasty

Plastic Pebbles

Auntie Pithy

Uncle Bob's Hedgerow

Labyrynth Of Luck

A Maze Mint

A Handle On It

Flip-Top Crocks

For Cynthia

Iris Red

Portable Sports

Lava Jam

Siren Says

Stephonicus

Liver Sports

All Hail Bassoonia

I cant believe you guys are still at this.

Aw, c'mon, sans! Toss out a few odd nics. I know you Texans have a strange sense of humor. You have to, with nothing but flatness in every direction! My mind would be spinning in circles until it caused one o' them there twisters if I lived there! heh heh heh

Nutin Flat:

Up the Creek:

If you think Texas is flat. You aint seen much of Texas.
The hills of East Texas where I live aint no mountains, but they are heavely forested still in many areas. Cut and crossed with ravines from the rain storms we get.
Parts of Central Texas is as rugged as any mountains. If not as tall. The scrub brush lands of the south west have more types of wild game than most any part of the world. The cactus and rock incrusted ridges are very difficult to hike. If it rains out there you best not be near an arroyo.
Flash floods have killed may a flatlander who wondered how that canyon got there.

Kalichi Clay

Mesquite Shrubbery

San Angelo's Flat

A Roy Arroyo



Floppy Socks

Finch Way

Half Fool

Curmudgeon In Training

Rubber Balls & Liquor

The Cur

Cubic Rube

Pickled & Stewed

The Strain (Ryan's band)

Mr. Picklepants

Orange Use

Slack Dagger

The Peekaboo Boys

The Big Scrapple

We Snuck In

Honey's Moon

Trick Or Trees

Carbon Fingerprint

Slip Junky

Freud As Tranny (didja know that Freud was a transvestite? They even named a slip after him!)

Freudian Slippers

You Foe

Organic Hairpiece

Ore Chasm

*shakes head* Phil, oh, Phil. Haha. Funny ones though.

Pneumatic Hard Drive

Magnetic Hand Shake

The Exciteables

Alpha Kitten

Pride Of Liars

The Probe

Invasion Of The Booty Snatchers

Code Of The Brigade

Sleeping It Off

Wondrous Fungus

.. and this isn't even the "humorous names for bands" thread, this is from a guy that just wanted alternative band names.. I guess he got a few..

Funny names, eh?

Otto and the Pilots

Ninjas Are Cooler Than Pirates

The Awkward Morning Was Worth It

But I Found Five Dollars

Band name: I Have No Idea

Cubicle Escapees

Twisted Tails

Splendor In The Past (classic rock)

The CD GB's

The Best Day Ever

Rafters Asea

Celophane Screen

the Cold Whore

Riding The Roc

Snake Tartar

Head of the Hydra

Herculean Efforts

Satyrical Pleasures

Jason & The Cosmonauts

Trojan Fleet

Oracle Of Troy

Tartarus

Medusan Hairnet

Universe In Motion

Protean Man

Rhea Ride

Scylla

Seasonal Satyr

Attic Heroes

Theseus Crowned

Triton

Heir To Zeus

Eryx Slain

Clotho's Thread

Charon's Oar

Charon's Fare

Fate of Orion

Gorgonicus

The Hills Of Hades

Harpy Hecklers

Book Of Orpheus

Pan's Prophesy

Vestal Virginians

Janus' Twin Smiles

Amphora Art

Son Of Vulcan

Atropos' Shears

Son of a Glitch

Has the originator of this thread even checked back too see how much hard work you guys have done for him? Hmmmm......

I have no idea. I just like throwing my crap out there & seeing if any of it sticks to anyone, or reverberates a funny bone here or there.

Wassup, Jessica? You don't have any names for him? C'mon! I know you can do it!

Spackle Busters

See? It's EASY!

Snorkle Freaks

Brujo Juice

Ayahuasca

Sonic Tonic

A Snitch In Time

Yopo Loco

Skin Deep

Lit Up

Strands of Memory

Stood Up

File Photos

Their Enemy

Gas Lines

Metro Chemicals

Quirt Work

The Quirk

The Dazzlers

Empathic Mac

Tears Of Woe

The Four Teens

The Drats

The Culled

The Rat Sellers

A Loaf Of Head

Epic Seconds

The Crispy Critter Kids

Autofrantic

Tub Toys

Bingo Bubbles

Silent Cannon

Under One Roof

The Solar Bears

Eye I Aye

The Yeti Method

Lizard Wizard

Unsure

Noooo, I bow to the master.