United States

Spork

Level Lumps

El Gringo

The Tantrum

Buzzard Bait

Booty Cooties

Cashew Later

Clawfoot Messerschmidt

Average Joe

The Crutch

The Ultimate Furrier

Part Time 109

Assassination Station

Perfect Peanut

Gorgeous George & the Flames

Breath Until Death

Joe the Plumber

Joe the Plumber

Gr8 one, Z! I almost threw in the towel when I saw this, cuz I can't believe I missed that one!



Superfluous Fluffypants

The Shrug

The Spleen

The Harem Grazers

Sir Spamalot

Boxfull Of Fleas

Pewter Suit

On The Fritz

Wiggle Room

Breadstick Brigade

Gummy Shorts

Midnite Snack

The Mutts

OMG Someone has to stop him!! ROFL Phil! Does your brain ever shut down?

OMG Someone has to stop him!! ROFL Phil! Does your brain ever shut down?

If you're expecting, don't ask him to come up with names for your kid

I am, howeveer, in awe of his endless creativity. Oh to have that kind of energy in print!

I am in awe of him too,

Phil, you haven't sent her any stories have ya? ROFL

Expecting???? HELL no. Been there, done that, I now enjoy my grandkids LOL

Hmmmm he can come up with grandkid names though

My wife was a little uptight at my kid name choices, back when she was expecting. I told her that if we had a girl I wanted to name her Yolanda Yohi Montgomery & call her Yo-Yo for short.

I wanted to name my son Long Juan Montgomery, but the in-laws got pissed at that one so I settled for Ian.

For some reason the first thought that came into my head was "Your poor wife" ROFL

Let me join the fun:

Apple Snapple
Plug and Pray
Agent Foox
One night stand
Dry Heave
Auction of destruction
Deaf Can Dance
Spare the beer
Fly-by Knights
SeaCret
This Side Up
Party poopers
Charisma (if you have any)
Joda and the Icebrakers
Monadic Triad
Nine to Five (925)
Ugly Bob
ProZakk (this spelling will get you sued by Zakk Wylde)
Big Bob The Finder
Booty-hunters
Megadonkeis
Sprunt
Gentle Chainsaw Operators
The Dorm
Dush for Clara
Lilliput
Do Not Resuscitate
Zero Visibility
Agile Slugs
Two Can Chew
Careful Axe
Cinema
Download This!
Applied restrictions
Natural Ingredients
Mute!
Thursday Rain
Alternative reflections
Blue screen
Bar Code Readers
Depressed Maniacs (ala Black57 suggestion)

Wheee! Ain't it fun, Mary? Good ones, too!

Encyclopedal Pushers

Governor Salesman

Wireless Plugs

Lava Lamp

Baggy Shoes

Lime Zen Beer

Yes, most definitely fun. I got a lot of these names from looking at the junk mail sitting on my desk. Which comes to another name:
Junk Mail Sitting On My Desk
Seymore Safely
Make It So
I'm a doctor not a door stop
Unemployment Check
Buffalo Soldiers
Tuskeegee Airmen
Wallace Hartley*
Save The Mannatees
Toxic Shock Syndrome or TSS
No Deposit, No Return.
Borg's Nightmare
Resident Evil
Guvment Cheese
Black Hole


*Wallace Hartley: I knew a cover band with this name which comes from the name of the band leader the Titanic's house band. While the ship sank, the band continued playing. So this group's slogan was " The band played on. "

It is fun! Look at all the options. Here are some more:

Flip-top box
The Cult of order
The Fall
The Rise
RadHat and the Pip
Off limits
Sonic Slug
Tea time
Curious Joe
Rubber Zebra
The Rubber
Made in China
Yellow Jackets (if you use Marshall amps with them)
Da Tube!
Jamming Jammie
Jungle
Master of disaster
Wails & Snails
Scarf & Barf
Hath
Equilibrium
eBlow
Galaxy Radio
Intergalactic bar billiard
Dark City
Half step down
Rock and Scroll
The Gargoyles
Pop quits
Soda pop
Camel Time
Watermelon 500
Cryptic

Frame Of Mind
Double Standard
Twitch
Featherstone
The Region
So Real
Decifer
The Crude
Troy
Vertigo To Go
Fictionaries
Close Call
.Net
N and Out
Vital Virtue
LOL (oR LMAO and have a cool meaning behind it)
Jealously Blind

X-Ray Specs

No Capitan

Careless

Zero Carbs

Squid Jerk

Eggland's Wurst

Chi People

Worthless

Maya Weigh

Starving Cupid

Eros In Judgement

The Great White Whole

Sir Braggalot

Styless

Ear Acres

Little Green Women (you never hear about those - I wonder why)

Moby Duck

Cowboy Booths

High Heel Goose Step

Jampoline

The Petrespassers

It's a fckin disease! Stop it, people

U Bet

Sure Thing

1st Thing Tomorrow

Maybe I Will

Perhaps Not

You Think I Should?

Whatever 4

Maybe Later

If I Must

Lemme Sleep On It

May I Go On?

You're Just Jealous

Someday Bloody Someday

You Got The Cure?

Don't Wanna

I Would

Rather

Go On

With My Bad Self