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I tried my hand at comedy laced with a bit of music, back in the '70's, when I was living in Newark, Ohio.
I teamed up with a guy named Dan, & got us a regular gig at this lil club. The owner of the place wanted to know what we called ourselves, so he could advertise us in the local paper. Dan & I looked at each other without a clue for a second. Then, of course, I had to blurt out that we were "Philundandruff - the world's only part-time transvestite belly dancers."
The owner gave me this strange look. He did advertise us as "PhilunDandruff," but left out the tranny belly dancin' stuff, thank the gods!
I later found out that Dan really could do that belly-rolling thing that the belly dancers do. We used it on stage a time or two, but it was kinda creepy, so I made him stop it.
Ah, memories!
I teamed up with a guy named Dan, & got us a regular gig at this lil club. The owner of the place wanted to know what we called ourselves, so he could advertise us in the local paper. Dan & I looked at each other without a clue for a second. Then, of course, I had to blurt out that we were "Philundandruff - the world's only part-time transvestite belly dancers."
The owner gave me this strange look. He did advertise us as "PhilunDandruff," but left out the tranny belly dancin' stuff, thank the gods!
I later found out that Dan really could do that belly-rolling thing that the belly dancers do. We used it on stage a time or two, but it was kinda creepy, so I made him stop it.
Ah, memories!
Got any tapes or recordings of that Philby?No, & if I did, I doubt that they would be relevant enough today to share them. I was a terrible comedian!
We did get ppl to do the strangest things, though. We had an impromptu all vocal band set up one night with the audience members. Girls playing each other like musical instruments standing on rickety chairs. It was funny as heck, really. Wish I had some vids of that night.
I used to do this preaching thing, too, that ppl seemed to like - in fact some ppl came in & asked me to try my hand at real preaching in their church.
I told them that comedy was one thing, but there was no way I'd do it for real. I'll kid around with ppl, but I wouldn't mess with god. I figgered his sense of humor has more long-term effects, & I might not like it very much.
Then there was the night that we got everyone smoking those little celophane-wrapped bread sticks like they were cigars - & yes, after unwrapping them, they all actually lit them up. The place smelled like a burnt-up bakery for several days. The owner kinda got pissed at us for that one.
We did a lot of improv, so ya just know that we really missed the mark at least 50% of the time, but there were some lil nuggets of greatness, if I remember it correctly. I often wonder what happened to Dan & his brother. They were good folks.
We did get ppl to do the strangest things, though. We had an impromptu all vocal band set up one night with the audience members. Girls playing each other like musical instruments standing on rickety chairs. It was funny as heck, really. Wish I had some vids of that night.
I used to do this preaching thing, too, that ppl seemed to like - in fact some ppl came in & asked me to try my hand at real preaching in their church.
I told them that comedy was one thing, but there was no way I'd do it for real. I'll kid around with ppl, but I wouldn't mess with god. I figgered his sense of humor has more long-term effects, & I might not like it very much.
Then there was the night that we got everyone smoking those little celophane-wrapped bread sticks like they were cigars - & yes, after unwrapping them, they all actually lit them up. The place smelled like a burnt-up bakery for several days. The owner kinda got pissed at us for that one.
We did a lot of improv, so ya just know that we really missed the mark at least 50% of the time, but there were some lil nuggets of greatness, if I remember it correctly. I often wonder what happened to Dan & his brother. They were good folks.
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i cannot take credit for this.... one of my old drummers came up with it, but i never forgot it. ha!
i cannot take credit for this.... one of my old drummers came up with it, but i never forgot it. ha!
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