General Music Chat

here are mine. I've tried real hard this year to come up with some that I can actually attain.

12.) I will quit eating the colored newsprint (tastes funny anyway)

11.) I will stop putting unwrapped Baby Ruth bars on the bathroom floor in bars & blaming it on other ppl in the band

10.) I will quit annoying the homeless vets begging on the off-ramp with gifts of theatre tickets, bouquets of wildflowers, and puppies.

9.) I will uproot the trees growing in my gutters.

8.) I will no longer wear boxer shorts over my "frillies."

7.) I will stop posting pictures of midget porn in the stalls of the men's room at church.

6.) I will stop singing John Denver songs out of key on purpose.

5.) I will sincerely try to stop being a "cutter," but if I find the compulsion overly powerful, I will resort to using paper or exacto knives rather than the power saws, sheet metal, and various feral animals that I've used in the past.

4.) When people in stores ask if they can help me, I will stop asking them "Are you a psychiatrist?"

3.) I will quit stopping old women in the mall and asking them "Are you my mommy?"

2.) I will dress more appropriately when dumpster diving ( the SPEEDOS draw far too many wierd looks)

1.) I will begin my master plan to run for governor of the state of West (by Gawd!) Virginia on the secessionist ticket. Should I win, I will put a fence around the entire state, and declare us a new country called "Phlemland" and give free cigarettes to everyone. I will then prepare us to be the very first country to build an outhouse on the moon.

So what are yours?

Ill just keep puting 2008 on evrry thing that requires a date for the next three months

I resolve to be kindler and gentler (except to fish). Later...

I resolve to stick by at least three out of ten resolutions I resolved to stick to last year the same time for at least one month

I make resolutions. Sometimes I recycle old ones. The organizational resolution is an ongoing thing. My biggest plan this year is to get my groove on. I came out of a vacuum lin 2008 and I don't want to get sucked back into it. I am a musician dang it and I will stay musical. I will continue to teach but if my students can't keep up with me, they will get left behind. However, I will continue to adopt my students as if they were my own kids. I am planning to have more sex this year, too. I'm sure my husband will be willing.

I cleaned my house so that I will have a clean start for the new year. I am not superstitious but this is just something that makes me feel good.


Fisherman Bob, I also make the kinder gentler resolution as an ongoing resolution.

I resolve to keep my resolution of not making resolutions.

Dammit, I broke my resolution.

Now I HAVE been forgetting about brownies in the oven lately.Ive burnt 3-4 pans in a weeks time I suppose.This FARLIGAN internet.. .Nope , no new yrs BS.Im going though enough of a mid life crisis thank you...I need to get a young chick back in my life if Im gonna make it.This late 40's business is a bunch a HS.I aint BE likein it. 2009 is gonna suck anyway, I can just feel it.. ...Im just gonna ignore this yr and stay here in the studio where I belong..Time doesnt pass down here.

I didn't make any resolutions but I made a wish that in 2009 people will start to like the music that I like and play so I can be relevant again.

Need an all the above to vote!

Resolutions? Wellll No.... BUT ! Here area few things I would like to accomplish.
Drink much more............. water.
To get some.................... exercise.
To smoke........................ more guitar and less cigar.
To pay off........................ credit cards.

If that dont work I may just kill, rape, burn, and pillage like my ancestors.

to get in the recording studio and make a cd

I resolve to mostly just kill, rape, burn, and pillage like sanshouheil's ancestors.

I must be honest - #'s 3, 4, & 6 above have been recycled...I just can't seem to make them possible, it seems. I finally managed to make #5 come true this last year, though. Yay for me.

'bout time, SP. This ain't noplace for the weak.

I need to really work to get my hand back in shape, myself. I've been very lax at that this last year, & it shows in my playing. I just get so damned frustrated at the fact that my hand won't do what I expect sometimes, & that I can't "feel" the strings like I used to.

I also need to quit whining about it - LOL

Oh yeah - there's also that smoking thingie that my wife gripes about every time I ask her to pick me up some cigs...guess I should work on that, too.