General Music Chat

....'twasn't me ... I was playing slide guitar at the time

ok ok I don't know why I clicked on this...frikin weirdos the whole lotta ya's

but, now I think on it, it might not be a problem fer me, as with the uilleann pipes, what with all them drones & pipes, maybe none would even see the package amongst all the other hardware...

Sounds like wishful thinking to me!

No, no way, no how...well unless there were plenty of cash involved and perhaps free beer. And I do mean PLENTY of cash and no stillettos. AND don't look at me OMG, my flute would cover up nothing but you guys have your big instruments to cover you up... Hmm, I better get lots of cash, is all I'm sayin'.

whats wrong with stilletos and which big instrument are you talking about

Hey, a guitar, a drum...those are all bigger than a flute!!!

Those are also bigger than a mic stand.

Those are also bigger than a mic stand.

Yeah!

Hey Crip do you want to build up callouses on that thing? Maybe your wife wouldn't mind. Later...

lmao

I'd do it for a high price. If people like seeing the skeleton that is me, that is.

Naked Christian Rock Band for hire. No refrences available.

The top of my head is naked. Does that count?

As I read over this thread, I keep remembering that hilarious scene in "A Shot In The Dark," with Peter Sellers running around in the nudist colony covering himself up with that acoustic guitar. He was a funny guy.

hey phillby it would probally be a good time to use a stand up bass,for a gig like that I dont think I could do it its bad enough people critiqueing my music but then my body too.maybe I could find me an almost naked,speedo wearing christian band, what about it sans got any openings

...No joking....seriously... I actually had a dream last night that I was playin' nekkid.... not good at all... the shock on the audiences faces.... it was freakin' horrific I tell ya...

Oh, Crip. I dont wanna know what they were shocked at. No really.
Maybe we should have a thread bout dreams...
Oh wait, Hayden is gonna accuse me of going off-topic

Crip your dream SHOULD have been this: You're naked playing slide guitar with you know what , up onstage doing a solo act. There's nothing but chicks with HUGE BOOBIES going nuts and then when the song is over you jump off the stage (mosh pit style) and land on top of the women. SWEET DREAMS!!