General Music Chat

last week while I was looking through craigs list there was an ad for musicians to play in a nude band. while we are entertainers, is this not taking it to far your thoughts.I myself could see problems playing naked.but in our society I could actually see someone hiring a naked band

Yeah BAAABAAY, now we're talkin. Yeah , Ive played nude on occasion. Gives a new meaning to gettin off on a drum solo let me tell ya. ..Now come on gang , you knew it was comin??? Surely... I did it playin at a Yacht Club in ILL.which was kinda private but it would be major trouble in clubs.Hell, we have enough trouble with clothes on. I had to put a towel on the throne to keep my sweaty ass on there.. No place for the nads either.. Not sure Id like it as a trend?? Yeah , Im sure in some of the bigger citys sex clubs ,its going on. MAY BE comin to a town near you soon..

Could anybody imagine me performing nude? Now there's a frightening thought. How about our drummer (walleyed-mike) in the nude? Or Skip Jack (our keyboard player) in the nude? Our guitarist (guitar Tony)? I can just see the marquee now "The Nude Bluefin Tuna Band". Might be the quickest way to empty a bar EVER. Later...

if you have ever been to a nudist resort ,most of the people there are not the modeling type if you get my drift .but I could see them wanting to hire a nude band.

Could anybody imagine me performing nude? Now there's a frightening thought. How about our drummer (walleyed-mike) in the nude? Or Skip Jack (our keyboard player) in the nude? Our guitarist (guitar Tony)? I can just see the marquee now "The Nude Bluefin Tuna Band". Might be the quickest way to empty a bar EVER. Later...

I guess that would have to be one of those times where they are cumming to hear you play and not your apperance

Probably a joke.
If you don't mind and you won't get shot in the nuts for it, why the fck not?

I dunno. There's nothing more painful for a guy than doing that Elvis impression in the nude. I about beat my tender parts to death with that dance. My wife had a good laugh out of it, though.

I was singing "One for the money / two for the show / three to get ready now go cat go but don't you step on my balls of blue," at the time, & she was pregnant. I still remember the pain, & that was over 25 yrs ago.

There's a nudist camp nearby that the bluegrass band I was in always tried to get to play at...there's just something "natural sounding" about it all that kinda turned me off the whole idea. Besides...I strap my bass to high to hide my embarassing short-comings, as it were.

Hey.... guess it's time for me to try a new technique... instead of using my teeth on my axe.... I'll use my pecker! I'm going downstairs now to work on that... I'll let you all know how it turns out...

No, no way, no how...well unless there were plenty of cash involved and perhaps free beer. And I do mean PLENTY of cash and no stillettos. AND don't look at me OMG, my flute would cover up nothing but you guys have your big instruments to cover you up... Hmm, I better get lots of cash, is all I'm sayin'.

Hey.... guess it's time for me to try a new technique... instead of using my teeth on my axe.... I'll use my pecker! I'm going downstairs now to work on that... I'll let you all know how it turns out...

Now why would you need to change your playing technique just 'cuz you nekked?

Crip's magical diamond cutter guitar pick. Dude that's funnier than sh*t!

Hey Crip do you want to build up callouses on that thing? Maybe your wife wouldn't mind. Later...

I would have to take viagara for a 4 hr set but dont they say see a doctor if it last longer than 4hrs,uh oh guess ill just do 3hrs instead

No, no way, no how...well unless there were plenty of cash involved and perhaps free beer. And I do mean PLENTY of cash and no stillettos. AND don't look at me OMG, my flute would cover up nothing but you guys have your big instruments to cover you up... Hmm, I better get lots of cash, is all I'm sayin'.

whats wrong with stilletos and which big instrument are you talking about

I heard someone was playing his guitar with is pecker and it looked like a pick. lol