haha the Late George Carlin did a skit on that Civil War oxymoron. Now, that was a great man.
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Kramerguy: "That chick was doggie-style-frenching a pumpkin. That was like veggie-porn"
Kramerguy: "That chick was doggie-style-frenching a pumpkin. That was like veggie-porn"