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#44872 by fingerdroolteam
Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:30 pm
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#44875 by philbymon
Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:00 pm
WTF?

Are you schitzophrenic? Are you a multiple personality? I think you may be, & I think perhaps that your personalities kept switching on you as you typed the above.

Have you considered selling AMWAY products?

But okay, I'll play.

I think it's very important for people to eat more fresh seafood, because I think our next big threat will come from the sea as the creatures that live within it evolve into more sentient beings. Just think about it. We're teaching dolphins to put bombs on the bottom of boats! How long until they start building & deploying their own? This is a very serious security issue for anyone who ever goes to the beach, or goes boating.

And if you think polar bears have it bad, just think about the lowly single cell creatures. They are being targeted daily by soulless companies who are trying to warp their very beings into "useful" bacterias that will only be able to eat huge quantities of petroleum products. What happens to them when the world's oil supply runs out? They need security too!

I hope no one ever gives me a talking monkey for my birthday. That would just piss me off, especially if he went around telling ppl what I REALLY do when I'm on the ol' 'puter all by myself on my day off...um...have I said too much?

What I really need is a whole lot of money, but I don't see that happening anytime soon. Not in this economy.

I am blaming all the economic problems on Clay Aiken, cuz I REALLY don't like him, & I think it's ppl like him who are tearing down the very fabric of reality, & we need to stop this at all costs!

What do you think?

#44882 by Andragon
Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:47 pm
Okay I honestly couldn't read past 2 sentences. It's like reading programming codes that a disorganized programmer wrote. Just painful.
USE FCKIN PARAGRAPHS.

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Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:35 pm
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#44924 by philbymon
Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:39 pm
well sed

#44927 by fisherman bob
Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:50 pm
Did you look at this dimwit's profile page? Who's gonna read all this drivel? What the hell does it have to do with finding band members? I know I digress a lot, but has anybody ever seen anything so utterly useless on this website before? "Just like commodes in a setting of mold, this gives promise of toilets untold." "The diarrhea gurgled without interuption and God said this is good." "Commentary and dissent have now combined to form dysentary." DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? :x

#44929 by philbymon
Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:14 am
I think that this is the guy who wrote the directions for my old KORG DSS-1 keyboard, actually. I recognise his style. Couldn't get anything at all out of it.

I do believe that it's tongue-in-cheek, but somehow I doubt that this will actually help him find anyone of like mind to play with, mostly because it's simply too exhausting to read through.

He can certainly find entirely new uses for words, though!

I bow to the master of the emperically ridiculous empathical nincompoopishness! He has challenged my vocabulationism to the maximal extrenditrude! I find myself inspirated to expandifry my wordiness & repetitionality in order to confusticationate the great unwashed masses of warpilized personalities that exist in the great vacuums of spacity & temporal delusion.

I DO wish he'd separate his irrationalities & flumboogeristifications with simple paragraphical norms, but who am I to judge?

Can you read this out loud, is the final challenge.

I can, but I wanna hear Robin do it!!

#44938 by Shredd6
Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:03 am
Hey Capt., tell your band-members to stay out of the forum would you.

#44947 by fisherman bob
Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:38 pm
I'll never forget my very first class when I went to college. It was English and the professor's very first words (Mr. Kessler) were "when you write anything get to the point ASAP, get rid of the fluff, get rid of the dead wood, make it as EASY TO UNDERSTAND AS POSSIBLE. It makes the reader's job MUCH EASIER. Don't waste a single word." If I start reading something and it's nonsense I stop. GET TO THE POINT ASAP, IF YOU HAVE A POINT. OTHERWISE DON'T WASTE MY TIME DAMMIT.

#44949 by Starfish Scott
Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:54 pm
Shred,

Just stick to your hale amano.. LOL

(Do you need cough syrup?) (I hear that can be painful)

#44956 by philbymon
Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:29 pm
Well, he certainly got our attention, didn't he?

Well done!

Now start making sense!

#44998 by Robin1
Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:26 pm
philbymon wrote:
Can you read this out loud, is the final challenge.

I can, but I wanna hear Robin do it!!


I couldn't even get thru 5 sentences. Phil....ya know how I like that sh@# don't ya?? :evil:

But I did have more fun reading yours!! :lol:

Only got crosseyed once! :shock:

#45004 by fingerdroolteam
Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:22 pm
LOL I expected replies like this to my nonsense, and that’s all it really is metaphorical nonsense. High standards and clear expectations are the basis of your responses. Some may see that when we form language, we form it just as we try to master its sounds and meanings. Language is “…the greatest intellectual feat any one of us is ever required to perform”. The use of communication into a language structure we are told to perceive, will affect what you have read. But I try to go beyond that and apply it to music. Thinking outside the box, or creating a box within a box.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO GET TO THE POINT OF THIS MATTER HERE IT IS : Damage to your Gnosis, is basically damage to the way of thinking, knowledge, or what we perceive as knowledge. How many of you dislike what you hear on the radio? Raise your hands. When listening to a piece of music, arrangement, song, etc., you automatically know where the piece of music is going, what changes are going to be made, what chords are going to be used, even before it is played?

Do we all agree that as musicians, we tend to look for something new in music? Music can expand in many directions, genres, tempos, rhythms, and so on, people around the world play music to there own beat, and much like music, language should be done the same. I guess we conform to this way of thinking because or standards that were placed in our heads, concepts are clearly explained without condescension, and examples are plentiful and pertinent.

The question that I am basically asking is, why are we trying to balance everything in music, isn’t music supposed to be limitless? How many times have you reworked a harmony, melody, and or solo to find yourself lost because of the limitless ways to create, play, and write? More importantly, why are all musical controversies put into context so that genetic, (4/4 ¾ human rhythm theory), cultural, historical, ethnic, and economic influences are never to be ignored?

#45020 by fisherman bob
Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:13 am
Now you're making some sense. I'm all for experimenting. If humans weren't creative we'd still be sitting in some dirty cave somewhere playing with bones and stones (might actually sound better than some of the stuff I've heard lately). Create something new, record it or play it live and see if anybody likes it. Creating something that nobody likes is kind of like clappping with one hand, nobody's going to hear it. Just because something is "new" doesn't make it worthwhile. Whatever you create good luck to you. Post it on Bandmix and get some critiquing. Bandmixers aren't afraid to let you know what they think of it. Later...

#45029 by Andragon
Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:59 am
Well... Limitless indeed, but not necessarily producing a good sound. You can't just mix any buncha sounds together and say it's music.. oh wait, that's what DJs are for... had to :twisted:

Point is: Your music should have '4 walls' but leave some space for it to sound unique. Somewhat.. somehow.

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