#43164 by fisherman bob
Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:22 pm
Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:22 pm
Kind of reminds me of something a former employee of mine did around Christmas time a number of years ago. A few weeks before Christmas he was complaining to me about his father-in-law. He told me what a big di*k he was and that he had to buy this big di*k a present and go to his Christmas party and give it to him. I told him why didn't he get him a dildo for Christmas? There couldn't be a more appropriate gift for somebody who's a big di*k. A few days after Christmas my employee thanked me for my advice. I said "what advice?" He said he bought him a dildo, cut out a Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval and glued it right on the dildo, wrapped it up real nice, and got him a Christmas card which he wrote "To the biggest di*k I know, Merry Christmas!" Then he gave it to his father-in-law who opened it in front of all his friends and family at their Christmas Eve party. That's one Christmas present he'll always cherish I'm sure. Later...