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#274781 by Planetguy
Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:26 pm
thememphizmonkz wrote:You mean the tracks that just got me a new booking agent. lol. First stop...Columbia, MO. lol.


yeah, we believe that!!!

oh wait....it looks like you ARE about to be booked, Susan!

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#274784 by mystr0
Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:43 pm
Finally, pics from your last show. Say, she didn't look like she enjoyed the show. The place did look empty. is.
#274786 by Planetguy
Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:52 pm
you're a riot, Susan! you're really talking about PICTURES FROM A SHOW????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

give it up gal, YOU'RE the one with no pics. no vids. and no cred. :lol:

so what were you being arrested for...impersonating a musician?
#274789 by mystr0
Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:10 pm
Why are you all into my pics? Don't you have enough to meme with? lol. You really act like a fan sometimes. You have the most posts, memes and grips than any other BM member. You even follow me to my other topics...but its just for laughs. No, its for attention. Its been going on before I even got here. You need more gigs and a life wouldn't hurt.
#274790 by Planetguy
Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:19 pm
well, i could always use more gigs. i only have three this week. Wednesday w Planet Jazz and Fri and Sat with THE 121's.

they're all in Columbia MO...you gonna make it by? 8)

hey, i know... maybe your new make believe booking agent ( :lol: :lol: ) can help! or does he only book backing tracks for supermarkets and elevators?
#274799 by mystr0
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:06 pm
Why do you keep calling them backing tracks when they bring you foward everyday? lol.

I'll be contacting more musicians this week to add to the MM. I used to list my hopefuls but now I can just inbox them. Thanks BM.
#274801 by Planetguy
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:28 pm
thememphizmonkz wrote:Why do you keep calling them backing tracks when they bring you foward everyday? lol.



you don't really think anyone has listened to those white assed backing trks more than ONCE do you???? hell, i couldn't make it all the way thru most of 'em.

sorry, but i calls 'em like i sees em land ike i hears 'em. they're backing tracks (and BAD ones at that) because there's nothing of any interest going on. no melody. no hooks. no soloing. no vocals.

as is they're incomplete and incapable of sustaining interest as they are. hence...they're backing trks. damn, and once again i end up schooling you.
#274806 by mystr0
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:52 pm
I get a list every week of who's viewed my profile. Some have viewed it more than once, like you. I get good feedback on my music. Its how I get BM members to contact me. It all started here. It works too because you can't stop talking about it or listening. Nobody is looking up your dusty zylo solos. You can't even fill a family restaurant. My music stays in your ears and your mouth. Your the worst kind of fan...the stalker/fan.
#274808 by Planetguy
Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:17 pm
"zylo" ???

what's a "zylo"?????

For someone who pretends to be a musician... you really know NOTHING about music. :oops:
#274814 by mystr0
Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:48 am
zylo...phone. lmao. You don't even know your own instrument? Is that why they call you planet, because you're not on this one. lol.
#274816 by Planetguy
Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:05 am
Zylophone????

Sorry, dumbass.... I don't play "zylophone".

You really are braindead, aincha?!!
#274831 by Planetguy
Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:42 pm
memphis agent wrote:I have told you quit insulting memphis and yet you keep on. He h as told you that you play zylo-phone and then you call brain dead?? Why? just admit you play zylophone and be done with it.


it's hard to say which of you two know-nothings is more ignorant. nope, i still don't play "zylophone", dumbass. :roll:

you're so braindead, i bet you think that's a mandolin that your daddy is playing below! :lol:

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#274836 by mystr0
Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:27 pm
Its not hard for us to say who the most responsive is. That's how I know you don't play all the gigs you claim. Where do you get time to practice or rehearse? You're always on here crying. Gotta be single. No lady would let you chase after me all day. Get a girl, a gig and a haircut, ringo. lol.
#274838 by Planetguy
Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:52 pm
awwww, don't be jealous that your playing is limited to recording backing trks on your phone in your mom's basement while real musicians are out there gigging! nobody likes whiners.

here are my gigs this week....check 'em if you like.

wed 3/22 at JAZZ KITCHEN
http://midmo.jazzkitchens.com/band-schedule/

and Fri and Sat 3/25, 26 at The Backdoor Lounge (Midway Truck Stop)
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1721423727868080&set=o.653064231402949&type=3&theater&notif_t=like&notif_id=1490111242658189


easy enough to check...give 'em a call and ask if THE 121's are playing there this weekend. (573) 445-6542

and please, stop embarrassing yourself being jealous that others are out there gigging. it just makes you look small and petty :oops:

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