So will you be writing a tune for the latest news item?
[AP] Feb. 11, 2017
In accordance with an Executive Order issued today by the Chump administration, Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer announced the administration will be issuing a new travel ban Monday on the seven countries previously identified as alleged terrorist havens, along with Indonesia, the country with the highest per-capita concentration of Muslims in the world. "But this is not a Muslim travel ban," Spicer noted, "it's merely a pause to ensure that anyone who potentially would be averse to bowing down to Emperor Chump is re-educated by Secretary DeVos." Funds for the re-education effort will reportedly be pulled from the public education budget. "It's the right thing to do," said DeVos.
Conway stated this is in response to an alleged incident in Tampa, Florida last night. "We are issuing this...pause...as a result of the nuclear devastation experienced at MacDill AFB in Tampa, where terrorists refused to allow pianist Craig Smith to perform jazz music. While we still firmly believe Smith needs a haircut, we must all recognize his right to play his music, no matter how unpopular it is."
When asked about the new Executive Order in light of the Federal Court's unanimous decision to let stand the recent Temporary Restraining Order against the previous travel ban, Chump stated, "I haven't read it yet; which Order is that?"
When reached for comment, Smith said, "Eh??"
