memphis1 wrote:@guitarmikeb
YT views mean you got their attention. (like I got yours){unfortunately}
beside the bots your other views that you believe make you a "winner" are members coming here to see you make an ass out of yourself and further embarrass yourself. you're nothing but a cheap source of amusement. and that's only made funnier as you insist on declaring yourself a winner... when after a yr of you spinning your wheels here and "making friends"....you are no closer to having anyone who wants to sign on for your side show circus!
gee, Not Ready... is ANYONE surprised you can't find people to play with?????
since you've expressed interest in my lessons.....let's start here, shall we?
dude...i hate to break it to you, but at YOUR doing, you've made yourself a laughingstock. But YOU'RE too full of yourself to see it.
now class, what did we learn here today???that's right! the difference between "you're" and "your"!!!!
note that when used used correctly... "you're" is a contraction meaning "you are"...
and it's not to be confused w "your", which denotes POSSESSION!
OK Memp, let me school you some more....
really, most of us here ARE good guys and we don't usually laugh at the more unfortunate of society... BUT... we ARE willing to make an exception for a know nothing, play nothing, pompous ass such as you've shown yourself to be.
@schmedidiah
You opt to flop too. None of you critics got the skill to outdo me. You BM bullies met your match. I back my words up with music and members. Y'all couldn't come together in a room full of free hookers. lmao Thank planet for helping me expose you hacks.
match your "skills"???? and what "skills" are you referring to? the ability to co opt lifeless 20 yr old license free stock midi files and try to pass them off as your work? Your "skill" to sound like a bad '70's lounge lizard working out in an empty Ramada Inn on your Casio?
get a clue...no one here would WANT anyone to believe that stiff and lifeless muzak was OUR work! That stiff and lifeless shite couldn't get any play in an elevator!!!! Get real, there's no one here (or anywhere) that would EVER endeavor to sound THAT bad!
@planeyguy
Your band ain't got your back out here. These pros??? Won't stand near you let alone by you. Its a good thing you work with students already, since Im sending you back to school (tail-tucked).
what the hell are you babbling about now? the drummer in PJAZZ don't have my back? you'd be lucky to find someone w 1/10 of his talent and people skills to have at YOUR back, fool. My, my...the $hit you'll NEVER know.
you're losing it dude and making less and less sense by the minute.
which band are you even talking about (since i play w three of them). get back to us all when YOU get some exp playing w a real band and not just "jamming out" on your Casio to those lifeless public domain midi files that you purloin and try to pass off as your own work!
duuuude....again....WHO would want to sound like some computer generated crud-o-la?
No one.
Except you.
i'd say the first lesson is free don't let it sweat ya....but you've been getting free lessons from everyone here since you showed up.....they're not charging so neither am i.
now be a good student and come up w a good question for our next lesson. that'll give us something like a clear cut and attainable goal to work towards.
(maybe you might want to steer it towards how to make things groove, swing, and just in general...feel ALIVE!)
cos that's what real music is. the stuff that's ALIVE.
and now...all $hit aside....that is what i sorely see as lacking in the music you've shown us. it is a long, long ways from feeling ALIVE. you should work on that. THAT'S the best advice you're gonna get today.
