Bands And Albums.

I was playing in an original band in the late 80's in NYC and one of the bands doing the same clubs at that time was - Barney Rubble and The Cunt Stuble - I still laugh my ass off when I think of that one. Now I'm in a Classic Rock cover band and one of the bands playing in this one club we play in is called The Piss Clams. Not quite as good as the first but a close second.

Oh that's a riot. I love both of those names.

The Piss Clams. Geeze, people got ballz!!!! lol

Years back, there was a band one of my old drummers played in by the name of "Cunning Stunts"

Not as imaginative though.

The other 2 took some creativity. The cunning one is a little variation on an older joke.

Four Skins (defunct Kansas City original rock band)
Snot Rockets (Kansas City rock cover band, still going perhaps)
Tenderloin (defunct Kansas City rock/blues band)
Some of the bands I was in had decent names:
Outhouse Blues Band
Bandogs
Channel Cats
Blue Collar
True Blue
M.T. Pockets (yeah I was broke and still am)
Bluefin Tuna Band (current band I'm in, no guitar player however)

How's about FREE BEER that would really pack the house full!!

"String Driven Thing"

"The B-Sharps" (very clever!)

"Slipknot"

"Funk Me, Fester!" (one of mine)

"Monkey Wench" (my new project in the works)

Mule Kick Suicide

In the mid 90s there was band here in Tulsa called Rumpleforeskin. They later changed it to Uncle Rumple. Bleh...

Do y'all remember the Cycle Sluts From Hell ?.... Their song -I wish you were a beer ! haha too funny!!

Back in the day band names were pretty cool and fit the genre perfectly...

Slayer

Metal Church

Helloween

Grave Digger

Iron Maiden

Judas Priest

See what I mean ? These days you get really corny band names...

Honorable mention as to the coolest new band name goes to...

3 Inches Of Blood

Jethro Tull invented some farm machinery.

I loved the following names;

Lovin' Spoonful

Cake

Train

The Who

Meat Puppets

Marillion

but sorry, Bob... I don't like any band name with the words "wolf", "dog", or "outhouse", except Steppenwolf, which was fine alliteration in my book.

I'd forgotten all about this one...& it's the bestest band name ever!!!


TONTO'S EXPANDING HEADBAND

How's about FREE BEER that would really pack the house full!!

Be good for getting peoples attention!
Also, maybe something like... 'Dont Look', or 'Nude Show'.

I liked these band names:
Porno for Pyros
Green Apple Quickstep
Death Cab for Cutie
Goatwhore

HOWL'BOUT,

Crip & Brad & Don't look!

Lony Love & Nude Show!

Back Blastin' Philby & Porno For Pyros

Greenie & The Green Apple Quickstep

Lady D & Death Cab For Cutie

Craig Maxum & Goatwhore

Howlin' J Tanner & Tanner's Villin's

Zip & the Do Daws

Lmao, Howlin.