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Should the seat of a toilet be left up or down?

Some could interpret the seat being up as a chivalrous act to prove to women that men don't want them sitting on a wet seat.
Some could interpret it as an uncaring act of male selfishness.
If a women doesn't put the seat back up, it could also be interpreted that she don't care about the next woman that may end up sitting on a wet seat, or the man that may have to attend to more serious business.
Some could interpret it as laziness of a man to not put the seat back down.
Should it be decided on the basis of gender?
Let's ask, is a mans house or a womans house?
No, that would be silly and start a sexist war.
Surprising our president and lawmakers have not weighed in on such an important discussion.
Maybe laws need to be passed to encourage all men to sit. To prevent evaporation and air pollution it should be required that the full lid be left down. Maybe laws need to be passed requiring men to aim better...
Who wants a job on the first national bureau of potty police?
To confuse matters even more... What is politically correct in a transgender bathroom? Should urinals be installed in transgender bathrooms labeled for "women only"? Should automatic seats with sensors detect wether the seat goes up or down?
This has gotten to be a very complicated issue. We need leaders that will provide a solution to this massive problem.

What do you think?

You forgot toilet for FAT People!

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Sorry, I was up all night worrying about this problem.
Maybe we should install cameras, just like the red light cameras. Catch a violator, and they get an automatic $50 ticket. However if they get caught cleaning the seat after a mistake, they should be charged with attempt to cover up a crime scene and face a minimum 1 year in prison.
If you saw another commit this crime without intervening, you could be charged with aiding criminal activity and then fleeing the scene... However...
If the incident occurred with reckless disregard of woman rights, and a hate crime... the penalties should be severe!

You guys complicate the issue.

Just install one of those Xray machines like they use at the Airport at the entrance of each bathroom to lock or unlock the door.

No Pecker ...No Entrance.

Peckers Enter Here.

It's a HATE CRIME!!!!


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Ted is right again... Anyone dumping that sort of pollution on our planet, even in a toilet, should be charged with a hate crime against father Earth.

What if someone self-identifies as not being able to wait?

I think this guy has the right idea. Maybe we should follow his lead on the bathroom issue?




CINCINNATI — A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.

HHEEYY... You didn't post a link so we could all be grossed out.
That's OK Ted, I have enough faith in you to just take your word on such a sensitive subject.

HHEEYY... You didn't post a link so we could all be grossed out.
That's OK Ted, I have enough faith in you to just take your word on such a sensitive subject.

That's pretty much the story

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /85169346/

OK. Thanks for clarifying that.
Maybe we should just set up a continent prison and send assholes like that to it forever. Since Australia has already been claimed, we may have to start looking outward to Mars or Pluto, to establish valid prison camps.

Anyway, it just goes to prove...

Many... Are Just, and many... Are just full of sh*t!