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#245148 by Badstrat
Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:52 am
I'm going to rename my repair shop the "Heterosexual Washington Red Skins electronics repair and Tomahawk Missile cleaning service".

After all, the pansy-assed-whine-about-everything-liberal-bitch-club has succeeded in stripping the copyrights from the Red Skins. So now anyone can use it. Including me. :)

Now the PC wussies want the military to change the "offensive" name of the Tomahawk missile. So I guess I can also use that.

I'm a heterosexual male not even tempted by the perversion that the left so readily embrace, so I should also be permitted to incorporate that fact into my new shop name.

I do not have any women working for me, however I would be willing to pay them 1/2 what I would pay a male employee, and that is 25% more than I would pay an illegal alien, so don't whine about it. You should have more important things to piss-and-moan about such as banning the things that we enjoy eating, and generally doing all the busybody things that eliminate our freedom.

It will be posted that I run an English only speaking establishment. So it if you do not wish to integrate into our society or are too stupid to learn the language of the land you illegally entered then F**K off.

I have a picture of Uncle Tom holding a Rebel flag dressed in a civil war uniform mounted on the wall. It's my uncle Tom so I don't give a ratsass about your whiney opinion concerning it.

I will offer a 10 % service discount to all legally armed and carrying customers. You must display your weapon at the cash register. All weapons locked and loaded qualify for an additional 5% discount.

Mine is a family based business. We offer free cookies and coffee to our customers. The child that can chew his or her free cookie into the shape of a gun will get a box of complimentary candy cigarettes. If you can chew your cookie into an AR-15, you get two packs of candy cigarettes.

Waving a Rebel Battle Flag as you are walking through the door will move you to the head of the line. However, first flag wavers first.

If you If you are an armed heterosexual waving a Rebel flag and your child brings a cookie already chewed into the shape of an AR-15 you get a 20 % discount on your repair bill.

In order to protect myself from the political correct crowd I have changed my voting registration as follows:. I have registered as a transgender black illegal alien Mexican woman who after becoming a man has turned lesbian and loves women as opposed to men, thus protecting myself from any frivolous leftist racial discrimination law suits.
It is not that I have actually gone through a sex change, rather my experience is more like the NAACP white woman who claimed she was black for years, (it's how she feels inside that counts) and since that has been accepted by leftists as being P.C., that works for me.
#245150 by DainNobody
Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:59 am
:D

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