General Music Chat

I agree with you, Fisherman Bob. There is no point mourning over it, just go get another woman. The only exception is if you really were in love with someone, then it is easier said than done to just get over them, that is hard. But if you were with the person for less than a month, or even two months, give me a break, just move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

Wow, Kidd that one is uggglllyy. lol

I believe this is how people end being shot/crimes of passion.

A long time ago when I was young and dumb, I fell prey to a harpy like that.

It took me a whole fing year to get back to being me, afterwards I was on my guard forever after that bullshit.

Some guys and some women ruin it for all the rest of us.
I think they should be branded with the big ole scarlet "H" for HO! lol

Howlin, can you translate that last one about the sushi for us? I don't follow ya. lol

Hey GA,

Man ,its weird writing about these exp..After reading it , I kinda flashed back to 84 and re lived it... ....Yeah , its sad but Ive got 18yrs of similar stories..I dont seem to learn from the past very well ....Blame it on the 12 string guitar and 70s'love songs... .Heres one more then Ill quit.....When I was 19, I was playing 6 nites a week in Chilicothe OH..Stayin and playin at the Holiday Inn there on Rt 50...I met a girl who was 24 (old lady)... ...At 19 ,back then for the late 70's, that seemed OLD to me....Anyway, we hit it off and she started comin in to watch me play EVERY NITE....We'd go have breakfast over at the L&K after playin and talk, then go back to the room where I would serenade her till the wee hrs...MAN , I had it made....Yeah BABY....Now Phase 2. .We we're there for a month so I was gettin worried that we both were gettin too attached so one slow nite (MON)I saw a girl sittin by herself for a solid 2 sets so I went over to talk to her (Diane wasnt there that nite)....I went over and talked with her the rest of the nite... Played our last song (Billy Joels "Just the way you are" said good nite to her and invited her back...NO BIG DEAL...Well, I guess a freind of Diane's was there that nite and told her of me talkin to this other chic..Some how she'd gotten a key to my room barged in about 4am ,high on something,with a knife ...I was in my underwear runnin across the 2 parking lots...THEN , she gets in her pontiac and tries to run me over ...Im hoppin up on the parkin lot lamp posts to get outta the way..Shes doin like 80 squallin tires, it was wild.. I finally made it to a truck to get under and stayed there for the rest of the nite in my underwear...Its harder than ya think gettin outta the way of a car at high speed..The worst was worryin about her comin back to the club....I was a sittin duck up on stage...Our next gig was just right up 23 in Columbus , so I was sweatin it out there for 2 weeks...Never did see her again.....

John

LOL John that was awesome.

Tell me MORE stories!!!!!!

I crave em!!! LOL

Hey Gang,

Man ,Im gonna need therapy recalling these events... Well, OK... One more...Its alittle off topic but this one rates as one of the top 3 wildest...Jackson MS. 1985...Ramada INN...We had a keyboard player that loved to light farts...He would eat pastrami sandwiches along with those hot valasic peppers and bean dip ALL DAY to prepare a light show for us after the music..Some of those farts would last 4-5 sec shooting a orangish blue flame.....He had on these orange florecent gym shorts one nite and these 2 girls came up to his room to party...I walked in to steal a beer and those girls were naked chasin him around the room , grabbin at his dick , tryin to bite him etc...He was tryin to talk on the PH...Finally, he sits back down on the bed, spreads his legs in a V and dared that one girl to come closer...She did and he cut loose with a massive fart that caught her hair on fire and HIS shorts..( I guess those kinda shorts were highly flammable).He went runnin outta the room down the hall to the ice machine..I guess it was empty cause I saw him fly past the room going the opposite direction..He fell down the stairs and hit that thin iron railing corner and busted his head wide open..That poor girl was in the bathroom dealin with her burnt hair..Mike was layin on the 3rd floor stair well bleeding pretty bad with all the hair burnt off his ass and bag...I told the other guys , man we gotta him to a hospital...He said to get him a beer and cigarette and he'd be fine..
We took him back to the room and put vaseline and ice water on a pillow to put between his legs.. I played doctor tryin to stuff that hole in his head full of some gauze I had..He bled all over the bed all nite and we finally took him to get stitched up the next day...That girl left a bunch of burnt hair for us to clean up...Man , that whole hallway and room had a funky stinch into the next day.. I was up early with my trusty fan tryin to air it out before the maids got up there....We did get into trouble though..The agent heard about it and said we wouldnt be back there in the near future... ...Fond memories of Jackson...


John

Early 90s. Little Rock ARK, we played a double bill at this late night club with another band. It was a fri/sat gig. We got a room at a Red Roof Inn. Our group had an upstairs room above the other bands room. The club had this buffet and our band pigged out and everyone got sick. We were puking and crapping for 5 or 6 hours after the gig. There were 8 of us in this room using the one bathroom. We didnt know it but somehow when we would use the toilet upstairs it would flood the other bands bathroom downstairs. They had all gone to sleep or whatever they did, they were weird our guys never slept. One of them gets up to go use the bathroom opens the door and floods their room.

Hey GA,

Man ,its weird writing about these exp..After reading it , I kinda flashed back to 84 and re lived it... ....Yeah , its sad but Ive got 18yrs of similar stories..I dont seem to learn from the past very well ....Blame it on the 12 string guitar and 70s'love songs... .Heres one more then Ill quit.....When I was 19, I was playing 6 nites a week in Chilicothe OH..Stayin and playin at the Holiday Inn there on Rt 50...I met a girl who was 24 (old lady)... ...At 19 ,back then for the late 70's, that seemed OLD to me....Anyway, we hit it off and she started comin in to watch me play EVERY NITE....We'd go have breakfast over at the L&K after playin and talk, then go back to the room where I would serenade her till the wee hrs...MAN , I had it made....Yeah BABY....Now Phase 2. .We we're there for a month so I was gettin worried that we both were gettin too attached so one slow nite (MON)I saw a girl sittin by herself for a solid 2 sets so I went over to talk to her (Diane wasnt there that nite)....I went over and talked with her the rest of the nite... Played our last song (Billy Joels "Just the way you are" said good nite to her and invited her back...NO BIG DEAL...Well, I guess a freind of Diane's was there that nite and told her of me talkin to this other chic..Some how she'd gotten a key to my room barged in about 4am ,high on something,with a knife ...I was in my underwear runnin across the 2 parking lots...THEN , she gets in her pontiac and tries to run me over ...Im hoppin up on the parkin lot lamp posts to get outta the way..Shes doin like 80 squallin tires, it was wild.. I finally made it to a truck to get under and stayed there for the rest of the nite in my underwear...Its harder than ya think gettin outta the way of a car at high speed..The worst was worryin about her comin back to the club....I was a sittin duck up on stage...Our next gig was just right up 23 in Columbus , so I was sweatin it out there for 2 weeks...Never did see her again.....

John

That is one... Crazy ass story, man. I cannot imagine being chased by a car because someone thinks I am cheating on them... Whoo, good way to die... Lmao.

Judging from your stories it looks like you have seen a lot of stuff in your life, lol. It shows you women can get us in a lot of trouble if we latch on too hard.

Man, after all of these stories I am afraid to go and gig, afraid I will be killed by some woman who has lost her mind... Lol.

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

OH I am loving this. LOLOLOLOLOL

"c'mere baby, I DARE YA".lol POOOOF and her hair was gone!

How crazy do ya have to be to light your own fart?


(ahhh help, my ass hair is on FIRE) LOLOLOL

sniff, sniff, oooh that's a mean stench !!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA

Note to the young and uninitiated,
See how much fun you miss out on when ya ain't out playin'? Rock On!

Note to the young and uninitiated,
See how much fun you miss out on when ya ain't out playin'? Rock On!

Yeah, well I have to get a band together, me and my friend are talking about it. Although, hopefully I can keep the band at a controlled level of tolerance..... Like no drugs, or drinking... At least when with the band. *Shrug, knows this will be impossible, but will try.*


The part of the band thing I cannot wait for is the gigging itself, being on stage, the lights, the sounds, the crowd - that is going to be awesome.


Peace, GuitarAnatomy.

OMG, Got tears in my eyes, Damn thats funny. And I thought jumpin off the second floor balcony to avoid a beau was tough. Ok heres a short one. Picture this, sleepin off a blotter trip. I was maybe 20. Wake up with two chicks in my bed. one 34 (the bathroom guys old lady) the other 19. a old girl friend of one of my friends. I'm barley alive but I'm waken up pretty fast as these girls are talkin nasty to me and slowly sheddin skirts.
I'm thinkin ITS A DREAM CUM TRUE!! Then it turns nightmare. (nothing like that knife thing but to me that day it was a disaster.) These chicks had left there shoes outside the garage door to "sneak in" on me. My real girlriend came a lookin for me (now shes my wife mind you) I'm layen there not believen my good fortune chicks strippin, and the I here from the other room " George are you here?" she new damn well I was.
I stumbled into the den tryin to hide the wood, and she said. I'm not leavin here till those whores walk out right past me! Talk about tense.
Had that one held over my head for 25 years

Hey Gang,

I believe it was Howlin J that said in an earlier post "GOD takes care of drunks and idiots"...HOW TRUE.. BUT, Ive noticed you only get by with it for so long...Ive cheated the hangman all Im going to in this life I guess because I dont get by with anything anymore...Been sober for 14 yrs...Hmmm, maybe thats the problem Anybody else notice that?

KIDD

Nothing wrong with being sober that's great to here, sounds like someone with prioritys in line to me. As far as geting away with stuff i was never that lucky!So i just quit trying to lite fart's.

Haystack out!

Oh yea Kidd, If you walk around with a gun in your mouth long enough you will blow your brains out. I've been clean for a while although I will have a drink now and again. usually no more than one. And with Gods help this fool will remain monogamus as well. Rehashing tales of old is a great way to revisit my stupidity.