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If you realy want to know what drug can do then you need to see my video in my profile.Don't they GA? That would sum it up right Captin bitch.

Lmao, that video scares me still.

Needle in a Gay-stack,

I have seen more drugs than you ever imagined in your short life and been more places metaphysically than your ole lady on a drunken night after she told you to "f**k off", drank the whole bottle of Everclear and didn't come home for a week. LOL

(shows transcendal passport with stamps from all over the unknown universe)

"You have to be this tall to ride this ride and you do not qualify" (shows level hand at 10000Ft tall)

PS: I saw your video, big deal.

-Capt. Bitch

When you gonna post some music Captain? Or are you too busy playing roller hockey on the roof of the Quickie Mart? Say hi to Silent Bob for me.

now capt. are we here to share those experiences that left our wives locked out of a second story apartment .(she had to climb the balconies-one tough bitch), and left me cleaning the puke off of the dirty clothes because i couldn't tell the difference between the toilet and the dirty laundry hamper9you'd think that being in two seperate rooms would've helped.......... or are we here to shed light on the effects of starting your night off with a triple shot of yeagermeister with a double as a chaser........long nights of serious drinking after gigs.....i really can't remember much after the sixth triple....just kind of dissapears..........oh and lets not forget the many orgies that included lots of liqur and that white lady........................................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm for all the younger folks that still have brain cells please just say no( i'm now contemplating the ramafications of this post and seriously wanting to cry while the smile on my face is stuck in HIGH) ...............OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i've got me some war stories (said with an earie redneck/cuban accent....)

When you gonna post some music Captain? Or are you too busy playing roller hockey on the roof of the Quickie Mart? Say hi to Silent Bob for me.

Lmao!!

Needle in a Gay-stack,

I have seen more drugs than you ever imagined in your short life and been more places metaphysically than your ole lady on a drunken night after she told you to "f**k off", drank the whole bottle of Everclear and didn't come home for a week. LOL

(shows transcendal passport with stamps from all over the unknown universe)

"You have to be this tall to ride this ride and you do not qualify" (shows level hand at 10000Ft tall)

PS: I saw your video, big deal.

-Capt. Bitch

Nothing personal but if i rember right, you said in one of your post that you did not want to be the crack spiders bitch.Thats why i tryed to include you in my post with the Captin bitch commit.Sorry did not mean to step on your toes if i am wrong.(So i went back found it. Page 3 on shake n bake post. How ever i think you crossed the line with the ol lady commit. )

Geeze, I go away for 10 minutes and the world goes on overdrive. lol

Needle, I need a translator for you as my english to needle dictionary is not cutting it. LOL And Needle, you know I am not serious about what your ole lady did.

Da skunk, I love those nights and I love talking about them even better. That sounds like my next topic, unless you beat me to it. Then I'll def have to throw in a few WAR STORIES. aaahhh show me your war face, JR!! lol

Jimmy D, Aww gawd. My setup took the big sh*t. I am trying to replace a shot laptop. I also need some software. I played a few little places of late and didn't really even think about recording anything. I was just nervous and played to get through it. Even worse, I jammed with a new crew and had a great night. The whole thing got recorded. The next thing I know, they won't give me a copy of the jam. I felt like I got slapped with the peanut butter. The only kind of new thing I have is Perpetual Groove, on my myspace page. That's not new though, it's old.

I just kind of stopped uploading stuff to this site. It's mostly for my sick, twisted amusement here and you know my brain does back flips in space, thus I am amused just enough to keep writing trash that smells like burning hair for all of your enjoyment! PS: I met silent bob and he actually spoke to me. LOL

Keep em coming Capt.
Strangely enough, I,ve acquired a taste for your humor!

I cant believe anyone on here has ever done drugs, I might have to cancel my membership.

All I can say is that Ive forgotten a lot more things than I can remember.

^Lmao.

OK, so my english is not great.
But i do know that your f**k'ed on finding a Haystak dicionary!

I can translate if you want? Lmao.

Great i have translator now. HHHMMMMM I dont know that iv ever one