General Music Chat

Scott,

If she is calling your house the solution may be simple. Answer the call and just boast about yourself endlessly non stop (You know, like some Bandmix guys do) If she has any self esteem at all she'll go away.

I don't know what's going on anymore, I am just laying low and praying she'll go away.

More than this, I dunno what to do. I never had to cope with this stuff before.

A number of yrs back I had a wacko redhead stalk me. she would drive by my house, constantly call and hang up and come up to where I worked. I heard that she was telling people we were dating. We never went out. I did ask her out once, but that date never happened....(cue PSYCHO music).
Later I heard she dated a guy a few times but he broke it off. Her friends found her alone in her house just sitting in the dark saying "I'm waiting for him to call"...Glad I didnt get involved with that one...

STOP! Redhead. My first stalker experience at 15-16 years old. Wacko stuff

lol Gee Willie, I was afraid at first YOU were her.

She showed up today at 3pm and I talked to her.
It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

And I don't think it was her that broke the window, so that's yet another concern now.

Well at least you used "your" correctly.

Any progress is good progress. "Willie I am". lol

Tell Brittany Spears I said "hey" lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

"When I hear this sh*t in the club, I am going to turn this sh*t off." LMAO

Oof so ignoring Willie, (I was hoping he'd actually break out some good music, I certainly thought he was capable of it with his big imagination and all) I finally laid down the law to the stalker woman.

I told her flat out that I wasn't interested in her and her 8 year relationship was basically the issue. ( What kind of dummy thinks that a guy would let THAT slide?)

I was nice to her when I let her know but I think she cried. (moan)(didn't wanna hurt her feelings because I been where she is before, kinda.)

I told her at around 1pm via email and all hell broke loose afterwards.
My phone is still ringing, but I turned it off.

I only got 25 emails since 1 o'clock.
I figure she'll be okay.

I never let my guard down and nothing intimate went on, so I think she'll go ahead and leave me alone.

I just tried to tell her nicely that "I wasn't going to go quietly".
And that she needed to quit it before she embarrassed herself.

I think that worked out ok. If I don't get shot by next week and she actually goes away, I'll chalk it up as a win.

I've got the easiest solution to your problem. It has worked wonders for me and will work wonders for you. Trust me, this works. Go to a store that sells large boats/yachts. Buy one or two nautical air horns, basically a can of freon with a horn on it. When you blast it, someone can hear it 5 miles away. Next time she calls tell her "listen close dear" and blast the mouthpiece with it. If she calls again do it again
Blast her in person with it. Call HER up and blast her with it. She's making your life uncomfortable, now return the favor. Works every time.

Ah I would, but I feel bad for her.

She's trying to get me with the crying thing.

I have never been so glad I didn't do my thinking with the "little head". LOL

And I officially retract my previous statement about "if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her".

That was enough crazy to last me a lifetime...

I am just ardent about keeping her at distance and off my phone..
Other than that, time heals all wounds.

Luckily I didn't make it worse by being a typical guy.
(I was tempted though) lol (I'm no saint, but I can smell a bad situation a mile away)

"if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her"

Now THAT sounds like a hard rockin' tune - write and record, Chief!

Chorus could be something like:

if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her
Not going to sit at home like Cliffie the masturbater ...

"if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her"

Now THAT sounds like a hard rockin' tune - write and record, Chief!

Chorus could be something like:

if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her
Not going to sit at home like Cliffie the masturbater ...

LOLOLOLOL That's choice, Mike.

I try to write all materials seriously though. The only comedy I have done was that fake radio stuff. Comedic material doesn't come easy to me in conjunction with music, I have a hard time with that type of thing.

"if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her"

Now THAT sounds like a hard rockin' tune - write and record, Chief!

Chorus could be something like:

if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her
Not going to sit at home like Cliffie the masturbater ...

LOL. Poor Cliffie. He just likes pop and soft rock music....

Ah I would, but I feel bad for her.

She's trying to get me with the crying thing.

I have never been so glad I didn't do my thinking with the "little head". LOL

And I officially retract my previous statement about "if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her".

That was enough crazy to last me a lifetime...

I am just ardent about keeping her at distance and off my phone..
Other than that, time heals all wounds.

Luckily I didn't make it worse by being a typical guy.
(I was tempted though) lol (I'm no saint, but I can smell a bad situation a mile away)

If somebody is making my life miserable they're going tp wish the law gets to them before I do, and I'll give them a helluva warning first, only because I'm a nice guy.

Ah I would, but I feel bad for her.

She's trying to get me with the crying thing.

I have never been so glad I didn't do my thinking with the "little head". LOL

And I officially retract my previous statement about "if I ever met a stalker chick, I might have to date her".

That was enough crazy to last me a lifetime...

I am just ardent about keeping her at distance and off my phone..
Other than that, time heals all wounds.

Luckily I didn't make it worse by being a typical guy.
(I was tempted though) lol (I'm no saint, but I can smell a bad situation a mile away)

If somebody is making my life miserable they're going tp wish the law gets to them before I do, and I'll give them a helluva warning first, only because I'm a nice guy.

Well that's where I am at with her, HELLVA warning time.

She just sent me another email, but she seems ok now.

I am hoping that's the last we'll see or hear of her.

Well that's where I am at with her, HELLVA warning time.

She just sent me another email, but she seems ok now.

I am hoping that's the last we'll see or hear of her.

Dude, invest in a nautical air horn. Trust me.