zar535135 wrote: Her friends found her alone in her house just sitting in the dark saying "I'm waiting for him to call"...Glad I didn't get involved with that one...
Wow more good fear for Halloween. I hope I don't end up in chains, I don't like jewelery of any kind. lol
And I certainly do not want to be awakened by a bucket of water in the face !!! I am not getting in the white panel van at gun point either...take your shot!
But seriously the one that sits in the dark, Zar, that is the stuff of great stalker horror movies there. Holy Crap. I bet she emulates Lorena Bobbit and she finishes you with a big bowl of oatmeal that has Pine Sol in it. So when you die, frothing like a rat from poisoned cheese, you can taste that piney fresh goodness all the way to the core. *cough* *gag* * cough*
(If I am going down, don't be cheap, use a bullet please.)
(It's only 30 cents for a .45 ACP round)(The only thing worse if they go cheap and try to kill you with a .22 LR round, that's like trying to drop an elephant with a nerf dart..lol "not going to happen unless you get em just right.)
I joke about it, but I'm scared now. (If you were closer, you'd hear me clucking like a Turkey on Thanksgiving.)