General Music Chat

My marriage is nothing like that.
Perhaps that is why we're > 30 years & counting.

Never go anywhere without a digital recorder in your pocket and a camera in your hand. Record all phone calls. Keep and copy all letters and other mail. Document everything...

Learn martial arts...

I like George's idea, go get some good cards. Hell, send them to me and I'll do the impersonating, a Texas postmark will keep you off the hook.

Too bad you can't get some pictures of her in a compromising position and send those to her "significant other".

Start up an online chat and start asking her if she likes including dogs and chickens in the bedroom...make her think you're even more demented than she is...show her some pictures of "your" S&M bedroom...

If all else fails move to Montana...

OK seriously, I don't have any really good ideas, except the first couple of lines in this post. Do document everything you can and keep track of everything that goes on. Many states now have stalking laws, talk to your local DA and find out just what can be done, maybe talking to a couple of cops might give you some good ideas, and you might also be able to find out what you can and cannot legally do.

http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage ... Strategies

That's based in Texas, google for "stalker support" and you might come up with something more appropriate for your state, I didn't spend a lot of time on it and that was in the 1st page of results. Some pages don't work, like the "Stalking Laws in other States" link.

Anyway that page has some pretty good ideas for what to do and not do, but some that stood out -

DO NOT make initial contact...
Use a firm NO, and not a "sorry but I'm not interested"
Document everything (I already said that)
Keep a cell phone handy (you might consider a prepaid, mine's great, and your name does not have to be attached to it $25 A month 750 minutes, plenty for me)
Vary your routes to and from work etc

Oh Pete, now you really got me thinking.. YIKES.

Nah she's going to go away, I think. ( I said a Hail Mary )
I have no intentions of meeting her.

Boy you really know how to shake a guy up!!! lol
And my past experiences in and out of the ring make the possibility of her hurting me exactly nil, unless she goes "firearm". lol
(But she said she has a large collection of guns. (gulp)

LMAO MIKE I TRIED TELLING HER NO. (gee, that's the obvious answer)

She just blows me off like I have nothing to do with the decision at hand.
(>??!?!?!?!>!???!>!??!>?>!??)
"Very Funny" about the pet rabbit, that's the 2nd time I heard that in 48 hours. lol

"I've never been so glad that I think with the big head and not the little one".

I don't attract anyone, I'm just a small fish in a big pond.

I used to say that if I ever met a female stalker, I might have to marry her. Now, I can see that joke was in bad taste.

Geeze, do regular people allow women to push them around like this? If this is what it's like to be married, I'll take the rental, thanks. lol

Even is she was an 11 or 12 out of 10, this would sour me in a NYC minute. I might be tempted but I've never been one to be "manhandled" by some woman that doesn't understand or doesn't care to understand English.

I had a bad dream last night that she drugged my beer and I ended up chained up in her basement.
She threw a bucket of water on me in the am to wake me up.
When the dream popped, I was in a pool of my own sweat.

Reminded me of "The Hills Have Eyes". LOL

PS: George, your last post scared me. lol Do I need to lock and load or what? (that's a joke) But I'd be shivering if she showed up on my front door with a knife.

She even created a bmix profile.. (gulp) I have no idea why but it's scaring me a little bit..

Cap'n, if she created a bandmix profile perhaps she is reading these post!
Yes that's what it is like being married. Woman like having power over a man. After all they are setting on 100% of the worlds supply of you know what!

I think, like many people here, she doesn't read the forum but that gave me a good scare for Halloween. lol

And if that's what it's like to be married, held hostage by the physical!!!>?!>!?!, all I can say is whoever you marrying you better be 10000% sure of, else she's going to wreck your life !!!

Pass on that bucket of misery.. lol I got enough trouble already, I don't need any more. I can't even keep my band support people in good spirits..no need for a woman of that ilk.

It was bad enough when one of my friends, Dale, decided I slept with his HOG of a wife, Bethy Mc Bad. If that wasn't bad enough.

Now I am pulling outright psychos from the crowds.

Damn, starting to feel like a weirdo magnet for women.

I envy you George, you got one good one or so it seems.
Say a prayer because you are indeed a fortunate fellow...

That goes for all of you that have a good relationship.

Never go anywhere without a digital recorder in your pocket and a camera in your hand. Record all phone calls. Keep and copy all letters and other mail. Document everything...

Learn martial arts...

I like George's idea, go get some good cards. Hell, send them to me and I'll do the impersonating, a Texas postmark will keep you off the hook.

Too bad you can't get some pictures of her in a compromising position and send those to her "significant other".

Start up an online chat and start asking her if she likes including dogs and chickens in the bedroom...make her think you're even more demented than she is...show her some pictures of "your" S&M bedroom...

If all else fails move to Montana...

OK seriously, I don't have any really good ideas, except the first couple of lines in this post. Do document everything you can and keep track of everything that goes on. Many states now have stalking laws, talk to your local DA and find out just what can be done, maybe talking to a couple of cops might give you some good ideas, and you might also be able to find out what you can and cannot legally do.

http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage ... Strategies

That's based in Texas, google for "stalker support" and you might come up with something more appropriate for your state, I didn't spend a lot of time on it and that was in the 1st page of results. Some pages don't work, like the "Stalking Laws in other States" link.

Anyway that page has some pretty good ideas for what to do and not do, but some that stood out -

DO NOT make initial contact...
Use a firm NO, and not a "sorry but I'm not interested"
Document everything (I already said that)
Keep a cell phone handy (you might consider a prepaid, mine's great, and your name does not have to be attached to it $25 A month 750 minutes, plenty for me)
Vary your routes to and from work etc

don't tell anybody to carry a mini-recorder into their annual job review (pay raise? merit rating?) and record the discussion between the shop manager, your shift supervisor and yourself, because I did that once and when they find out about it later threatened to charge me with a crime.. on a sidenote LOL don't ever try to bring a union into your shop it does not bode well for job security.. I am an example.. LOL

I spend a lot of time in prayer and study of the Word.
Perhaps that is why I'm "fortunate".


Truth is I most nearly lost her due to my ego inflated infidelity some years ago.
I, with the Lord's help, will never go to that place again.

Well everybody's heard about the bird !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
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Everybody's heard about the bird !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
[repeat]

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird !

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Yeah !

Well everybody's heard, about the bird !
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Don't you know about the bird?
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Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
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SURFIN' BIRD!!!!

Well everybody's heard, about the bird !
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Yeah everybody's heard, about the bird !
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Don't you know about the bird?
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Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !
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(Claps)

Everybody's heard, about the bird !
[Repeat 8 times]
Yeah!!!

Everybody's heard about the bird !
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Just kidding, relax..don't take offense.. LOL

I'm really not that easily offended.

How'd you come across her profile here on BM? I did a look through the NJ listings and didn't see a lot of new ones, but there sure are a lot of NJ folks with updated profiles compared to around here!

I didn't meet her here.
She either heard me play in Ocean County or she heard the music on my player. I am not sure which.

She THEN created a bmix profile AND she's not in NJ, but about an hour away from me regardless.

And all I had to do to see her profile was to look at the profiles at the bottom of the homepage to see who visited, her info is still there but evidently you have to know whom you are looking at as she disguised it and she did a good job because even you missed it.

I, however, did not.

Send me a PM and I'll show you exactly which one it is...just don't cause any trouble. I thinks she's benign enough but one never really knows and I sent my pet rabbit to go live with my ex...

(That's a joke, I have no ex and no pet rabbit) lol

PS: I kind of thought you wouldn't be George, I just wanted to make sure you weren't. That line about the word, got me stuck on that Surfin Bird tune. It's been trapped in my skull for about 48 hours now.. I am not making light of it, I think my brain just snapped. I'm hoping for a reset here shortly but...

Capt my ex took all the rabbits, 5 of em, and most of my damn plants, booo hooo booo hooo

Hell I let the rest of the plants die, imagine that!

I didn't meet her here.
She either heard me play in Ocean County or she heard the music on my player. I am not sure which.

She THEN created a bmix profile AND she's not in NJ, but about an hour away from me regardless.

And all I had to do to see her profile was to look at the profiles at the bottom of the homepage to see who visited, her info is still there but evidently you have to know whom you are looking at as she disguised it and she did a good job because even you missed it.

I, however, did not.

Send me a PM and I'll show you exactly which one it is...just don't cause any trouble. I thinks she's benign enough but one never really knows and I sent my pet rabbit to go live with my ex...

(That's a joke, I have no ex and no pet rabbit) lol

PS: I kind of thought you wouldn't be George, I just wanted to make sure you weren't. That line about the word, got me stuck on that Surfin Bird tune. It's been trapped in my skull for about 48 hours now.. I am not making light of it, I think my brain just snapped. I'm hoping for a reset here shortly but...

I can't PM here, but let me guess ...
I think you finally found your best reason yet to get out of Jersey, Scott!

Hey Mike, are you nuts? What did I just say about not causing trouble?
Are you mental or you just not using your brain today?

Why do you even type that sh*t? You dumb pile of manure, you haven't got the sense to come in from out of the rain.

Erase that last post please. If she shows up at my front door, I'm going to beat you to a pulp, you fool. You better tell your wife that you are having company for dinner.

Just what did you think you were accomplishing there?

You know I have been thinking about leaving this site because of the contingent of stupidity of late and this further fuels the fire.

Use a modicum of forethought, if you even know what that means.

I really thought you had more sense than this. I guess I was wrong.

Hey gee thanks Mike, some unknown female is calling the house now and screaming obscenities into the phone..and that # is unlisted.

And yeah I did have to call the cops...thanks for making it worse.
You're a pal !!! (spits)

I hope someone does the same thing to you, you faqing clown.

Use your head to think, that's what it's for. It's not a battering ram, a sledgehammer, nor a boat anchor unless we're talking about YOUR head.

I wrote tons more but you get the message, I hope.
You are a dolt.

Try harder next time, for god's sake. Think before you leap.

Just keep asking her questions about her husband. Ask about his interests and whatever. That should throw some cold water on it.

Slacker, we aren't even talking. (her and I, we never were.)

I blocked her email address and I guess she's calling the house now.
I have no idea how she got the number.

WE never talked on the phone or anything else and I am not starting now.

I just have to wonder how dumb a guy is that actually came out and wrote her name on the forum. What a fing dink !!!! Mike is lucky i can't reach him right now or he'd be sporting a hell of a shiner.

I don't mean to be a dick, but what part of "don't make it worse" did he think I was talking about>?

And of course the cops are all amused as hell. It's not a big deal to them and they figure she'll get tired and go away. So they made out an incident report and that's all for now folks, but you know you pissed off a really bad mujer when she calls a slew of times and yells so much that all you can make out are a few choice cuss words with each attempt.

I am all for a tussle, but not with women and not out of a controlled environment.

It's all fun and games until they come to your front door, then you check how many rounds you have and go to sleep with a piece under your pillow and a knife on the nightstand.