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What exactly is explosive diarrhea? And how is that supposed to be an insult? When someone has diarrhea that means that that person is dehydrated. If anything you are insulting someone who is not feeling well, which is not me, because well, I'm healthy as a horse.

Thus this begs the question, are you currently having a problem with your bowels? I truly don't really want to know, but you know what I mean. The things you spam me with, and the way you come across in your responses tells me that something is wrong, while I'm trying to remain calm without insulting anyone.

Clifford, you know someone would give you a beating if you were in person for all the spamming you do.
If you want to find someone, realize that you already spammed the sh*t out of this site and NO ONE fits your criteria.

Are you a jackass or just as dense as Uranus?

Grow the faq up and realize YOU ARE THE TROLL.

But hey, we all love to laugh at you because you are acting the fool and you use 10 posts for 1 poor, sad, pathetic idea.

I think you have brain damage, personally but I hope that your musical "HAMBURGLER" is out there waiting to make music on your fisher price SEE + SAY, but I think you'd have better luck sticking a broom up yer ass and then asking someone to kick it for you.

(Cue Kangaroo.) lol

Um, I don't think it's possible to spam a place in person. Spamming is usually limited to junk mail (physical) and e-mail, and message boards. You can also recieve spam phone calls as well.

My point is that the places in person where I would be persistent on would have individuals there who would be polite and helpful to each other.

Um, I'm not an animal. My name may match the dog, but how is what you are posting supposed to be an insult? If anything, you are insulting dogs, not me.

Why can't I reach people who are able to focus and answer the question i asked a little earlier today regarding Sanhouhell's advice. What sort of "footwork" do I need to do in order to find the individuals I'm looking for?

Why is it whenever I get some suggestions, that given person doesn't want to share their success story or give me some pointers on how to use the suggestion to reach my desired audience? What is so wrong with wanting to make sure the place is good quality before just randomly trying it and landing myself in even more hot water?

As I said, half the time, I'm trying a given suggestion to prove the person wrong. And on top of that, the person will reccommend something that's another example of a site that's only used by people that are already out there playing gigs for money.

What sort of footwork does everybody here want me to do? Before trying anything, I like to at least ask around, and talk to a variety of people who are looking for something similar, and have found similar success. It can greatly help. Why is everybody dead set against that? This includes individuals not just on here, but also when I was on Baton Rouge Rocks, and Craigslist?

Ummm tried that already . . .


If you'd stop making excuses why you can't or it wont work for me because and actually accept advice and at least make an attempt to do your own footwork.

Perhaps then . . . with time . . . attitudes would soften some.

But I have my doubts either way.

I am NOT the one making excuses. When I point out a flaw in something, you need to listen and respect that. I was taught to not make excuses.

You just made an excuse.

GUYS let's all attempt to ignore the Glambert posts now, he'll go away eventually if ignored, like any troll.

Ummm tried that already . . .


If you'd stop making excuses why you can't or it wont work for me because and actually accept advice and at least make an attempt to do your own footwork.

Perhaps then . . . with time . . . attitudes would soften some.

But I have my doubts either way.

I am NOT the one making excuses. When I point out a flaw in something, you need to listen and respect that. I was taught to not make excuses.

You just made an excuse.

GUYS let's all attempt to ignore the Glambert posts now, he'll go away eventually if ignored, like any troll.

No I didn't. Why can't you guys listen? Stop telling people to ignore me. I am NOT the troll here. A troll is someone who comes to a message board to post for attention. I am NOT that kind of person.

I am someone who is TRYING to learn about other places online where I can create a profile, and advertise for musicians. Help me seek out some more good free places. Places where the audience I'm trying to reach frequents the place.

Ummm tried that already . . .


If you'd stop making excuses why you can't or it wont work for me because and actually accept advice and at least make an attempt to do your own footwork.

Perhaps then . . . with time . . . attitudes would soften some.

But I have my doubts either way.

I am NOT the one making excuses. When I point out a flaw in something, you need to listen and respect that. I was taught to not make excuses.

You just made an excuse.

GUYS let's all attempt to ignore the Glambert posts now, he'll go away eventually if ignored, like any troll.

And why do you keep calling me Glambert? You know that that just refers to someone who is an Adam Lambert, fan right?

And again, what's with all the childish behaviors on here? For example, people wrongfully acusing me of making excuses, people saying that I need to do some footwork, but not being specific enough.

When I was searching in person vs. online, people were a lot more persoanble to me. Why am I running into people online who give up to easily and who are way too quick to make judgements about a given person?

Also you know the ignore feature doesn't work all that well, right? I wouldv'e used it myself early on, but you know you can still see when a given person posts, and is replaced with a temporary message saying that you've blocked the person, and can still click a link to "open up" the message and still read it, right?

You got that right Crip2Nite. Although, I'm not setting the best example here, and a lot of people seemed overwhelmed or confused. I'm a very nice guy.

But again, I don't understand why I'm the subject of so much ridicule here. I'm getting acused by GuitarMikeB for making excuses, just because I turned down some suggestions that were either just ridiculous, or because the person wasn't able to back it up with an experience similar to what I'm looking for, or the person didn't consider whether the music I'm into would be appropriate for the place. For example, everybody who's anybody mentioned checking out a church, but a lot of the artists I'm into would not be appropriate for a church environment, such as Madonna, or Adam Lambert, or Michael Jackson, among others.

SHADDUP ALREADY!

SHADDUP ALREADY!

No! I will not shut up, until you guys straight up tell what the deal is with the attitude problem?

Why is nearly everyone here so quick to make judgements about me that are not true, or so easily angered over a very simple missunderstanding.

And why does everybody here have a problem with the fact that I'm looking for a casual friend who just happens to play music as opposed to someone who's ready to join a band and do gigs?

Come on, Crip2Nite. Why are you behaving this way?