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Is that you Crip2Nite? Who are these people you are posting pictures of?

Clifford, you know someone would give you a beating if you were in person for all the spamming you do.

If you want to find someone, realize that you already spammed the sh*t out of this site and NO ONE fits your criteria.

Are you a jackass or just as dense as Uranus?

Grow the faq up and realize YOU ARE THE TROLL.

But hey, we all love to laugh at you because you are acting the fool and you use 10 posts for 1 poor, sad, pathetic idea.

I think you have brain damage, personally but I hope that your musical "HAMBURGLER" is out there waiting to make music on your fisher price SEE + SAY, but I think you'd have better luck sticking a broom up yer ass and then asking someone to kick it for you.

(Cue Kangaroo.) lol

Clifford, you know someone would give you a beating if you were in person for all the spamming you do.

If you want to find someone, realize that you already spammed the sh*t out of this site and NO ONE fits your criteria.

Are you a jackass or just as dense as Uranus?

Grow the faq up and realize YOU ARE THE TROLL.

But hey, we all love to laugh at you because you are acting the fool and you use 10 posts for 1 poor, sad, pathetic idea.

I think you have brain damage, personally but I hope that your musical "HAMBURGLER" is out there waiting to make music on your fisher price SEE + SAY, but I think you'd have better luck sticking a broom up yer ass and then asking someone to kick it for you.

(Cue Kangaroo.) lol

Wow! I'm appalled at you. Continuing to take their side, and acuse me of spamming, when I'm the one being attacked by trolls and spammers. People telling me to grow up, when they are the ones acting childish, where they crap on my favorite artists, make ungrounded observations about me, instead of getting to know me as a person, among other things.

For example, was that bashing above necessary, especially the part where you said "I hope that musical Hamburgler is out there waiting to make music on your Fisher Price See + Say". Seriously? I have a Casio Wk-500 keyboard, and can play by ear, and have taken lessons since 13. I know how to read music, although I'll need it magnified.

CLIFFORD, YOU ARE THE SPAMMER, you dolt!

How many times have you come here begging/looking for whoever would fit your bill?

Do you ever get any hits?

You're a troll and a spammer.
You best be more reasonable in person lest someone take offense to you and slap you back to the stone age, you little trilobite.

CLIFFORD, YOU ARE THE SPAMMER, you dolt!

How many times have you come here begging/looking for whoever would fit your bill?

Do you ever get any hits?

You're a troll and a spammer.
You best be more reasonable in person lest someone take offense to you and slap you back to the stone age, you little trilobite.

I am NOT the spammer or the troll. If people like you would keep their noses out, and allowed some time for the people I'm trying to reach to come to this forum, I might not be accused of being a troll here.

One thing I find odd though, is that people like you start to offer some good advice, but leave me in the dark regarding where I need to go, or the advice that is given is something that's completely ridiculous.

And to answer your questions regarding whether I get any hits directly. There were a couple times, but they were few and far between. The first time was when I thought I wanted to form a band, but was looking for a guitar player, a bass guitar player, and a drummer all at once. I promptly turned him down due to his age.

Fast forward to sometime earlier this year, when I reached another guy who stated that he was looking for a keyboard player to join his casual band. But he didn't really give a good impression. He didn't have any samples up, and his grammar, spelling and punctuation was terrible. I eventually had to call him to clear up any missunderstanding where I got a much better impression of him, and was able to tell him that I'm looking for a keyboard player around my age. He was very undersatnding, and we parted ways.

OK, seriously? Why do you guys stoop so slow? That's just sick. Again, an example of where you say "grow up", but where the other person is actually exemplifying very childish behavior.

CLIFFORD, YOU ARE THE SPAMMER, you dolt!

How many times have you come here begging/looking for whoever would fit your bill?

Do you ever get any hits?

You're a troll and a spammer.
You best be more reasonable in person lest someone take offense to you and slap you back to the stone age, you little trilobite.

Also to further answer your question regarding whether I was getting any hits in terms of general help, I was getting a few good promising hits, but everybody who was helping me gave up on me way too easily and didn't give me any further details on how I can best use the suggestion to reach my intended audience. Or they would name some places in general to try, but not name any specific places in Baton Rouge. Yeah, that's going to be a bit harder to come by, but not impossible.

Why would I join the KKK? I don't even know what that is. I have heard that people hate them though, and that they like to burn crosses, which is featured in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" video. A lot of people think it's supposed to represent that group, when I think it's supposed to represent the "fire" inside, or maybe images of people dancing.

Who is that? Why aren't you putting captions on some of these pictures?

And no, I am not a lesbian. I'm a guy. No, I'm not your typical guy who likes to play or watch sports, or who likes a lot of heavy rock or who likes to go to bars or clubs, and get drunk with the boys, but I am a guy. And yes, I'm gay, but does that mean I'm looking for a boyfriend? No. As stated on my profile, and in numerous posts, I'm looking for someone who's talented and plays keyboard well, but does more electronic mixing and recording, as opposed to reaching lve performance musicians. I want to find someone who can help me recreate some of my favorite electronic dance-pop songs and ballads, and learn how to create my own, while also allowing sometime to play some great video games, and make other general friends.

What "footwork" do I have to do in order to reach that audience?