General Music Chat

and when I come home, I'm home. I also tell her I've got a gig and when I come home from that, I'm home. There is NO INTERRUPTING ME. Music is important. There is NO TOLERATION for interruptions. Music is one of the three things I do WITHOUT interruption. The other two are disc golf and fishing. There are certain things a MAN has to do. You're not a little BOY any more. Your MOMMY doesn't have to call you on your cell phone to come home. Not only do I not tolerate crap from my wife, I don't tolerate my band members being interrupted by their significant others. This is a BUSINESS. It is MY business. It is a MAN'S business. My wife is welcome to come and listen to me play WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. In fact my MOMMY can come and listen to me play WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. You guys are killing me with these stories of your wives running your life. It's time for you wimpy guys to start TAKING CONTROL. Later...

Dog...

I think you might have missed the point a little..

My posts was a JOKE..

Did you read the link given at the beginning of the thread?

Please don't come and stalk me and pull the pubes off my nuts one by one, but I think you might be missing the joke going on here.

Bob..

Bobness..

It's ok.

I too like disc golf.

and when I come home, I'm home. I also tell her I've got a gig and when I come home from that, I'm home. There is NO INTERRUPTING ME. Music is important. There is NO TOLERATION for interruptions. Music is one of the three things I do WITHOUT interruption. The other two are disc golf and fishing. There are certain things a MAN has to do. You're not a little BOY any more. Your MOMMY doesn't have to call you on your cell phone to come home. Not only do I not tolerate crap from my wife, I don't tolerate my band members being interrupted by their significant others. This is a BUSINESS. It is MY business. It is a MAN'S business. My wife is welcome to come and listen to me play WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. In fact my MOMMY can come and listen to me play WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. You guys are killing me with these stories of your wives running your life. It's time for you wimpy guys to start TAKING CONTROL. Later...

... I have no wife... Actually, I have no girlfriend... I have no one to control me, lol. I would not let anyone control me musically, a wife, a girlfriend, a family member, etc... If there is an emergency they are welcome to interupt because if that is the case the music can go to Hell. If there is no emergency, then I prefer to be left alone and tend to the music. I think it all depends on how seriously you take your music.

I would take my music very seriously if I was in a band and would prefer to be left alone to tend to practice and gigs. Since I am not in a band at the moment, the seriousness is kind of limited.

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

Alright man..

Look.

Damn. I didn't know my little joking around would cause this thread to go south.

I guess I should have kept it simple.

The idea behind this thread is.. If there's something that bugs you about your band-members, or you are looking for new band-members, you're supposed to sarcastically post something that makes it sound like it's exactly what you LIKE about them, or how you WANT them to act like as a new band-member.

Follow me Bobifishinator...

If a band-member has to be picked up from BFE in order to be at practice, because he has no ride. You're supposed to post something like.

"*NO transportation is a must. In order to be in this band you can't have transportation. Because I LOVE picking up your sorry drug addicted ass from the ghetto way the f**k outta my way across town so that we can practice."

Or something like that.

There's no reason to turn this into a "wives better obey" thread. It was just a joke.

Yo Shread,
You make some good points, but some of use just can't resist "hijackin' threads and takin' them south". Kinda like what I'm doing now. By the way, You get the "nod of approval " for making good music. "Burn" is an excellent song. Keep up the drummer hunt, and you'll be back out jammin' before you know it !

Bob,
I've been meanin' to ask ya, What kind of fishin' ya doing in Kansas? We get eel and shad runnin' in the Delaware. Back before the "flood of 55", the Broadhead creek was one of the best trout streams in the nation. My dad was a master fly fisherman.

Back on topic,
Make sure you get musicians that like to sit around and rap about nascar, pre-Babylonian mythology and Quantum Gravity , Instead of working out that "new song" you've been meaning to get to for the last ten years.

the "joke." Sorry, not the first time I misinterpreted something. As you can tell this issue has come up for me with some of my former bandmates. I emphasize the word former. "Joke" or not there are too many people who let their significant others rule their life. One guitar player in particular couldn't rehearse or gig because it was "poitically incorrect." He was constantly getting called by his wife. He couldn't make any plans without clearing it with her. He doesn't have to worry about clearing anything now I'm sorry to say. Someone asked me about fishing in Kansas. It's actually surprisingly good. I don't concentrate on any particular species. I'll catch whatever is in front or underneath me. There's abundant crappie, good bluegill and redear sunfish, lots of largemouth bass, some smallmouth, some walleye, lots of white bass and wipers (a white bass-striper hybrid), saugeye (a sauger-walleye hybrid), and arguably the best BIG catfishing anywhere in the united States. There's a few places where rainbow trout are stocked as well. My favorite places to fish are the Kansas state fishing lakes. These are smaller impoundments (mostly 600 acres or less). Some of them have recently been completely drained and significantly improved. The last few years I've filled many of my friends coolers (I don't eat freshwater fish) with hundreds of BIG panfish. A couple of places I fish people come over nearby because they know I'll fill their stringers or coolers. No fish is safe around me. A fish can swim but it can't hide. That's two of my slogans. Anyway, if you fish GOOD LUCK. Actually there is no luck in fishing. Either you catch them or you don't. Later...

It's all good Bob..

You seem like you're good people to hang out with. I like the music on your page too. Damn man. There's some good Southern Rockers and Bluesmen kickin' it around here.

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I used to live in northern New Jersey and was a big trout fisherman. I didn't use flies but used small spoons (Dardevles) and spinners and concentrated on the smaller streams. I also fished the Musconetcong and Rockaway rivers quite a bit. My favorite lake was Swartswood. I caught the biggest crappie I've ever seen there, some over three pounds. I moved out to Kansas from New Jersey in 1987. I was really sad that there wasn't much trout fishing here, but I've learned to really enjoy all the different species of fish that Kansas waters have to offer. I've had a few gigantic catfish on that broke my line (I mainly fish ultralight). The power of a 50+ pound flathead or blue catfish is something to behold. I knew a guy who at one time had the Kansas state record flathead (94 pounds). It towed his boat around for THREE hours before he got it in. I saw a guy land a 50+ flathead fishing below a dam in a spillway on light gear. He was panfishing with his kids. It took him about an hour and a half to get it in and it was too big for his net. Three guys went in the water and lifted the monster out. He took it down to the nearest sporting goods store to have it weighed and it BROKE their scale. The fish was bigger than each of his kids. One time I was fishing a reservoir and hooked something huge. I didn't have a net and asked a fisherman nearby to borrow his. He came over and saw what was happening and said "you've got a blue catfish on and you ain't geting him in. In about a minute he'll make a run for the dam and snap your line." About a minute later he made a run for the dam and snapped my line. You need an ocean surfcasting rod to get a big blue in. That's all there is to it. Later...

Just out of curiosity.. Is it true what they say about fish being brain food?

Just wondering.

Just out of curiosity.. Is it true what they say about fish being brain food?

Just wondering.

Nope.

But apparently it makes you a cool ass dude, with the side benefit of turning you into a great blues man, who knows how to keep a woman in line!

LMAO! Just kidding Bob!

I know how to keep women in line, WITH SHACKLES AND CHAINS. LOL

(j/k)

I know how to keep women in line, WITH SHACKLES AND CHAINS. LOL

(j/k)

*He shakes his head* If a woman wants you dead, you die... Lmao.

You can shackle them, you can lock them in a room, you can even take their credit cards (God forbid you do this, your life shall end immediately), nothing can stop them. Lol.

All and all, they are great. *Shrugs*

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

Rent em, that way they can't take 50% of what you thought you owned.

Rent em, that way they can't take 50% of what you thought you owned.

Ooh, if a woman sees that post there will be no more Captain Scott.

Lmao.

I am a lonely guy, they can have 50% of what I own, they will not get much though .

Neh, just kidding around.

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

It was all fun and games till I got sucker punched at a show by a chick with a green mohawk.

I was kind of drunk and my 3 pals and I were laughing and I guess i said something kind of loud, but facing the other way.

Next thing I know, i get a tap on the shoulder and when i turned she sucker punched me and I went down like a house of cards.

30 seconds later, I got up and wanted to tear her head off and we were escorted out.

(Bitch if i ever see you, you will be drinking your beer through a straw, perm style) lol

It was all fun and games till I got sucker punched at a show by a chick with a green mohawk.

I was kind of drunk and my 3 pals and I were laughing and I guess i said something kind of loud, but facing the other way.

Next thing I know, i get a tap on the shoulder and when i turned she sucker punched me and I went down like a house of cards.

30 seconds later, I got up and wanted to tear her head off and we were escorted out.

(Bitch if i ever see you, you will be drinking your beer through a straw, perm style) lol

Lmao! Holy crap, you got beat up by a chick with a green mohawk! I am sorry, it is not the chick part that is funny, it is the fact she had a green mohawk.

That is hysterical. The only chick who has ever beat the crap out of me is my sister. There is a home video where she is dancing and I am making fun of her, so she picks me up and body slams me... Let me just say... Ow... I do not know how I walked away from that one, lmao.

Peace out GuitarAnatomy.